doll sends "hunny i don't love you anymore" heartbreak page to joey

like something out of a soap opera - the doll and joey have finally called it quits. details are still sketchy as to what exactly happened, but i am confident that kathleen's brother sodapop will be spilling soon.

whatever - who knows what happened and who cares - the beautiful one dumped another kiss like a hot bag of rocks and she is free once again! knowing her, though, she probably has 16 other boyfriends waiting in the wing, but i am sure she is holding out for holzy's heart.....so she can break it LOL!

with all this free time on her hands, the doll can do all of the things she's been missing out on, like flirting with boys, staying up past her bedtime watching WWII documentaries, singing loudly during bubble baths and eating brazillian bon bons all day. sigh, to be single....

kathleen to fans : "never kiss your dreams goodbye"

get it? kiss  your dreams goodbye!

who knows if she's talking about the original kiss : jimmy or his currently incarcerated, second-rate version little brother, joey. all i know is, she's answering fanmail again so that must mean either the fanmail is really piling up at the kisses and she can't take it anymore - or she is really trying to tell us something...

Q: What's the real story with you and Hans Von Holzhausen?
A: sounds like a german-austrian movie star
Q: What are you thinking right now?
A: i can't believe i am missing boy meets world for this!
Q: Do you have any secret admiriers?
A: shhh don't tell anyone....LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS....
Q: Is there anyone you are secretly admiring?
A: i get asked this all the time and although am as faithful as faithful gets; i do secretly admire from a distance
Q: With all the baby weight - are you going to be in the gym?
A: ROFL I LIFT WEIGHT BUT I DON'T SWEAT I GO 4 A SWIM BUT I DON'T GET WET
Q: What sign are you?
A: AQUEMINI - here we go aquarius, pisces, feel the flow of the fluid as i swim through it...
Q: Do you still talk to Jimmy Kiss?
A: always and forever - never kiss your dreams goodbye!
Q: How do you feel about Holzy?
A: MAGNET + STEEL; MAPOLEON AND MARIA COUNTESS WALEWSKA
Q: How does Joey feel about Holzy?
A: sees red, goes red; blacks out in a rage; throws things; throws a fit; has a panik
Q: How did Holzy get you hooked?
A: BITCHES LUV SMILEY FACES :) I LUV U HUNNY
Q: Do you take any medications?
A: cacidex pills twice a day and lupron shots
Q: Why go on a skate date with Holzy, when you knew it would get on Joey's nerves?
A: joey gets on my nerves - besides, holzy is cute and joey acts like his brother sometimes
Q: Why don't you have any friends that are women?
A: ladies is trouble - argosy is my type of woman, crazy/beautiful
Q: What names are you considering for the baby?
A: lux zarathustra.....or john joseph james kiss
Q: Is it hard to go out in public, what with all the weirdos that try to meet you, take pictures with you, etc.?
A:i am the realest fake person that there ever was - i'll sign anything, take pictures no makeup
Q: Where is your favorite place to get away?
A: grimaldi - b/c i can be a completely different person with a completely different name
Q: What are you doing right now?
A: sitting on my sofacouch, across from joey - who is passed out, dead, ZZZZz asleep - with the TV blaring. shuggie is the only person awake (it's 2:02 AM) and is in the kitchen. smells like......coffee. coffee and blueberry muffins? on the floor, wrapped in a nest of blankets and plush pillows, is sodapop. twilight zone is playing on the TV; rod sterling is in frame, smoking a cigarette. i need to take my fake eyelashes off. i am drinking a smoothie i just made of blueberries, strawberries and papaya nectar and i want a slice of angel food cake.
Q: Have you given up on finishing ❤?
A: NEVER THAT NEVER THAT - we're having the wrap party for ❤ soon, check your mail for invites.....JK!
Q: Do you miss having your nightly champagne cocktails now that you're pregnant?
A: who said i can't have a champagne cocktail? WUT R U - A COP?

wow. sounds like her valentine's day was super bien romantic. it's like i was just shot with cupid's arrow.

ACAB

all cops are bastards - just ask 'right hook' kiss!

this is sad news we all saw coming - joey kiss beat doll crush hans von holzy in front of god and everybody.....and then promptly gets thrown in the clink!
you gotta hand it to him, though - nobody touches his baby, not even if his baby is willing! outside of the riot house, the two hotheaded males bumped into each other and hans was in the wrong place at the wrong time when we're talking about "right hook" joey, because he ended up spending the night in the hospital.
and even though joey is grinning from ear to ear because he is now the new featherweight champion of the arcadian streets, his skinny ass is still doing it in jail.
well, well, well doll - looks like you're on your own!

life's a beach - kat tells joey to "pound sand"

and also "piss up a rope"


earlier, kathleen and joey get in a knockdown dragout fight reminiscent of their more cokey days and it ended in the two going their separate ways for the night. kathleen was seen being dropped off at nearby hans von holzy's house by headlock via gravedigger and joey hoofed it to the riot house to book a suite. sodapop has the house to himself? party at the doll's! BYOB!
naturally, sodapop was lonely and quick to call all the press in his phonebook to spill every last bean about the row. long story short? he said that their fight may or may not have had something to do with joey wanting to fire hans as director of shady lake because, um, i don't know, the doll has a big boner for him?
and she must have a built-in amplifier, because neighbors claimed they could hear the two fighting from down the block. from the sounds of it, hans is getting a little too close to the beautiful pregnant one and it's causing a rift between the famous couple. and now, with only a couple month to go until baby blastoff, those two are fighting? say it ain't so!
they will always be the world's #1 couple and hans isn't going to change that! do the right thing, doll, and go back to joey and pretend it was all a bad dream! just like beau badman.

these are the days of our doll...

goes on a skate date with holzy

even though the beautiful one is a hella pregnant and it is below zero in arcadia, she skipped on her merry way away from joey today to go skateboarding with holzy in some downtown warehouse that probably looked like a horror movie set and probably also had a rapey vibe.

even though the warehouse is owned by holzy and a group of his lame friends, the two had the place to themselves and skated around for several hours, before returning back to holzyhaus in holzy's luxury automobile.

sodapop and ludo, who joined them at their junior high makeout party, told papers all about it. sodapop said that it was awkward to be there and he felt like they were moments away from kissing the whole time. he also added that the two were listening to R&B music and flirting nonstop with each other. barf. get a hotel room.

ludo didn't have much to comment, just that he pulled hans on the side and warned him about how many guns joey owns. word to the wise.

but still - do you, doll! if your pregnancy hormones are raging and holzy doesn't mind that you have a fiancé, by all means! but, just in case he has any sense of decency, i would get your locks changed now, doll, before joey goes stage 5 OJ psycho on you.

are the kisses growing apart?

pregnant kathleen goes to ultrasound appointment; doesn't invite joey


or is it just mercury retrograde to blame?
if you asked kathleen, she would adamantly deny that the famous couple are having issues - but just ask soda! he'll tell you that the two sleep in separate bedrooms at night. soda will also tell you that joey has gone back to heroin and booze to cope; and that the doll has sleepovers with holzy all the time.
obviously this is from sodapop's mouth to your ears, so take the words with a gram of penicillin, because he hasn't been known to always tell the most truthful tales.
so today, when kathleen chose van holzy to accompany her to her usual doctor's appointment, it came as quite the surprise. and as if there wasn't enough drama with holzy, jimmy got on his soapbox to deliver a bunch of press-worthy anecdotes, including how the stage 6 doll "situation" with holzy is just like the time she cheated on him with beau badman!
wet mop jimmy kiss said that the doll texts him all the time - first lie, kiss, we all know she only has a 1998-edition purple pager - and mentions making plans when joey isn't around. um, gulp. i feel sick. why do they have to be brothers? johnny isn't safe. he needs to change his identity and move out of the country.