baby babble gets bae'd up

has best movie date ever

bae baebel may have lived in arcadia his entire life, but the doll just took note!

after the sad, broken remains of whatever the doll and joey had turned to rust, crumbled and went back where it came from, kathleen is finally over kiss.

enter bae : wild indian, curly-hair, shamanistic qualities, but still a little bit of a thug - basically everything wet mop kiss was not. what the doll might call a "real man." key word : MIGHT.

and the way his gangster is set up - bae had already organized a super cool cokey drug deal at the movie theatre. on top of that, he paid with gift cards and brought in a plastic grocery bag of liquor and assorted drugs and sundries, not giving 2 fucks about the security and also not giving 2 fucks about embarrassing pobrecita baby babble who has more than enough petty cash to cover tickets, 2 cocktails and some candy, but, um...do your thing bae...it's cute that you're trying. besides, as high and mighty his ass might be - you know he totally asked the doll to bum £20 on their way out. he just seems the type and kathleen can't resist.

before the movie began, the two had to use the bathroom and after the doll waited 15+ minutes - aka forever in her time - she went in alone, probably wondering WTF bae was up to...who knows? enter bae again : within seconds of sitting down, he cracked open two beers, kicked his feet up on a seat and took a phone call. i am sure the people in the movie theatre were like, um, plz let these people be struck dead by lightening right now...i know i would be.

and then the drug deal! bae dipped off, leaving kathleen by herself again, and came back moments later. the doll didn't fall off the back of the turnip truck yesterday - she asked if he was still holding. um, hunny, this is bae we're talking about - if he wasn't holding, you wouldn't have the right person.

she then demanded, princess style, that he take the rest of the drugs. and she sure as shit didn't have to tell him twice! he left to snort lines in the bathroom, came back and 15 minutes later the movie was over. best. date. ever.

jk, worst date ever.

doll has a feeling to kill joey

joey caught whispering with strippers

the doll is sharpening her sharpest knives and polishing her favorite bullets, because last night joey was photographed talking to numerous known strippers at the aptly named big booty judy's strip club in downtown grimaldi.

obvio, big booty judy's #1 lonely customer, sodapop, tipped the doll off that her #1 least favorite new ex was on the scene. within minutes, as if by bitch magic, she appeared.

now everyone knows that in the strip club, the most popular person is whoever has the most money. and it obviously wasn't joey last night. within minutes of kathleen and her fleet arriving, the place was shut down. shut down as in security formed a small army mob around the doll and her friends as they showered cash on a small bevy of the club's best dancers, that also equally have the best stripper names : sexy red, tipdrill, spyda, strawberry and fruit, queen sheba, etc. it didn't take but 3 seconds for the floor of their VIP section to be covered in bills.

no wonder the doll asked for security to protect her - joey is broke as a joke, with good money on the ground, no one is safe!

kathleen buys a lady cave

yes, buys

so i guess that "blind item" that was floating around about the two kisses becoming the two kisses once again must have had its wings clipped, fallen from the heavens and to its death because the doll is a proud new homeowner of a big ass mansion in grimaldi. she has three acres worth of lush gardens, several tropical swimming pools and a private beach only accessible by boat. fancy bitch. and although there are 13 bedrooms in her new home, not one of them has a sign saying : JOEY'S ROOM, NO GOILS ALLOWED outside.

oh well, hopefully his bedroom in the alley behind the riot house is comfy! because his ass is going to be there for a while. maybe if he rearranges his broken vodka bottles and cardboard boxes, it will feel more like home? LOL, then again, maybe not.

sodapop told papers, in between moving box after box of doll's shit out, that he is sure the kisses are soul mates and that the doll is only doing this to joey to see him squeamish. coolio.....

i don't get it - if the doll is heartbroken, barefoot and pregnant and joey is heartbroken, why don't those 2 just give it another chance? no one cares what they do, as long as they provide us with hot drama to distract us from our boring lives. i'm just trying to tell you.......

wut a bitch!

doll buys joey's dream car for herself

wow being the doll's ex must be fun - you get booted out of the mansion to live in a gutter, you have no real talents aside from making the doll giggle and her heart go pitter patter, you have no money since everything is in her name, no one recognizes you without the doll next to you and if they do recognize you, you receive looks of pity, the list could go on... and now joey can add another reason he is glad the doll made her grand exit off the stage of his life - she just bought his dream car! some 1960s classic greasermobile with dice hanging off the mirror. and if that didn't twist the knife deeper into his heart, her vanity license plate reads : 1SINGLE1

ouch. wasn't is just last week we saw joey hawking all his old doll-affiliated junk on the corner just so he can make rent? kathleen should cruise by blaring riot grrrl music and flip him the bird.

in other doll news, she was seen riding around in aforementioned dream car with an unidentified tall, dark, handsome male. has holzy been replaced? is anyones' heart safe?

joey leaves sad, crazy answerphone message for holzy

released early this morning via the internet via heartbreak, joey left a super threatening message to holzy about the doll and how he will "teach him a lesson he'll never forget."

the message was left late last night for holzy and it's been a couple weeks since the big breakup, so this is completely predictable behavior of any upset kiss...

joey said that the doll is "slipping" and needs to "tighten up"; says he should have kept a better eye on her, also, "you niggas is all the same and none of these ladies loyal..."

at one point, probably in a drunken, cokey daze, joey thought he was on the radio and would exclaim, "are we live? am i live right now?" and proceed to brag that, "i have 6 rolls royces parked outside right now. i'll throw anyone the keys to the ghost and hop in the cadillac truck and come find you." um, too bad every single one of those cars are in the doll's name, LOL!

at the end of the message, joey got sentimental and said, "once she has the baby, it's over and you know it." as to what will be over, who knows? joey is nuts obvi. he then capped it up with revoking the doll-issued godfather-ship from holzy, and said, "i never want you near my child." um, if it even is his child........*gulps*

doll sends "hunny i don't love you anymore" heartbreak page to joey

like something out of a soap opera - the doll and joey have finally called it quits. details are still sketchy as to what exactly happened, but i am confident that kathleen's brother sodapop will be spilling soon.

whatever - who knows what happened and who cares - the beautiful one dumped another kiss like a hot bag of rocks and she is free once again! knowing her, though, she probably has 16 other boyfriends waiting in the wing, but i am sure she is holding out for holzy's heart.....so she can break it LOL!

with all this free time on her hands, the doll can do all of the things she's been missing out on, like flirting with boys, staying up past her bedtime watching WWII documentaries, singing loudly during bubble baths and eating brazillian bon bons all day. sigh, to be single....