doll's baby daddy is a dick, fucker and an asshole

he now joins the clubs with all the others

during a press conference to announce the release date of the book she has seemingly been writing for 10 years, a reporter casually thought it would be a great time to ask kathleen how quetzy lux's baby daddy / doll enemy #1, joey kiss is doing.

baby babble snorted, "that asshole? joey is a dick and a fucker and is deader to me than my old dead housekeeper trotsky." LOL. she then spent the last 30 minutes of the junket talking about what a shitty dad to baby q he was and an even worse ex. ouch.

she said that he was constantly late to pick up and drop off his daughter and that each time, he is with a different woman. she also said that quetzy's diaper bag smells like booze and heroin. JK. that's just joey's natural musk.

joey kiss then responded in typical kiss fashion by saying that kathleen is nuts and pages him night and day. he said he has thought relentlessly about throwing his pager in the nearest garbage can every time the doll's number shows up, but can't, because, "she is the mother of my child and may need me someday."

need you? for what? a laugh?! she's probably only paging you because she has your number mixed up with one of her drug dealers! you should stick your head in a garbage can and wait for the next page, kiss.

kathleen buys a lady cave

yes, buys

so i guess that "blind item" that was floating around about the two kisses becoming the two kisses once again must have had its wings clipped, fallen from the heavens and to its death because the doll is a proud new homeowner of a big ass mansion in grimaldi. she has three acres worth of lush gardens, several tropical swimming pools and a private beach only accessible by boat. fancy bitch. and although there are 13 bedrooms in her new home, not one of them has a sign saying : JOEY'S ROOM, NO GOILS ALLOWED outside.

oh well, hopefully his bedroom in the alley behind the riot house is comfy! because his ass is going to be there for a while. maybe if he rearranges his broken vodka bottles and cardboard boxes, it will feel more like home? LOL, then again, maybe not.

sodapop told papers, in between moving box after box of doll's shit out, that he is sure the kisses are soul mates and that the doll is only doing this to joey to see him squeamish. coolio.....

i don't get it - if the doll is heartbroken, barefoot and pregnant and joey is heartbroken, why don't those 2 just give it another chance? no one cares what they do, as long as they provide us with hot drama to distract us from our boring lives. i'm just trying to tell you.......

doll unplugged

living with music produce extraordinaire joey kiss must have rubbed off on the doll, because she hosted a sold out, one night only acoustic guitar gig last night at her riot house in arcadia with the lost boys loyal, eddie spaghetti and freddy the freeloader, with proceeds benefiting rocko j. nasty's family. it was aired live on late night television to over a million viewers.

she played only 1970s soul covers and had joey kiss on backup vocals. aw. the stage was dotted with lilies, orchids, black candles, heavy wine colored drapery and a giant gothic crystal chandelier, almost like that of a funeral.

the last song played was dedicated to the late rocko and it was the lost boys' own punk rock rendition of childhood favorite, "a cowboy needs a horse." sad.

but still, the doll knows how to put on a show! she really cast a spell on the audience, if you know what i mean - even though her voice sounds like someone swinging a cat around their head...