doll unplugged

living with music produce extraordinaire joey kiss must have rubbed off on the doll, because she hosted a sold out, one night only acoustic guitar gig last night at her riot house in arcadia with the lost boys loyal, eddie spaghetti and freddy the freeloader, with proceeds benefiting rocko j. nasty's family. it was aired live on late night television to over a million viewers.

she played only 1970s soul covers and had joey kiss on backup vocals. aw. the stage was dotted with lilies, orchids, black candles, heavy wine colored drapery and a giant gothic crystal chandelier, almost like that of a funeral.

the last song played was dedicated to the late rocko and it was the lost boys' own punk rock rendition of childhood favorite, "a cowboy needs a horse." sad.

but still, the doll knows how to put on a show! she really cast a spell on the audience, if you know what i mean - even though her voice sounds like someone swinging a cat around their head...

what's her age again?

happy birthday doll!

kiss spoils the expecting mother with a vintage car, perfect for her to kill herself in.

kathleen has been staying in cielo since rocko j. nasty's unfortunate demise, at her 10050 love shack, and decided to celebrate her birthday there as well. this year, she was presented with a red 1970s classic stingray as her birthday gift and, i know what you're thinking - joey might as well have handed her a gun! she needs to be driving in a military grade tank or nothing!

joey told the papers that he had planned for a big party in arcadia this year, at the riot house; however, after rocko's death, the couple quickly changed plans to cosmic charlie's to accommodate the shaken doll. joey then shipped the vintage stingray to cielo and invited mates loyal, headlock, shuggie, argosy, ludo ludovic, his sister gibby bastien, 30 of her close friends and whoever else they could find, but poor hans von holz hausen's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! purposely by joey kiss that is, because his ass wasn't invited.

even kathleen's ex-boyfriend, maynard g. alberkraut was there. jimmy kiss was there. slimy beau badman was probably there too, but it was all in his head.

rocko j. nasty goes to rock 'n' roll heaven

R.I.P.

famous lost boy, doll buddy and train hopping aficionado passed away today in a cielan hospital. he fell into a coma days after a skiing accident earlier this week.

kathleen told reporters outside that respect should be given to rocko and his family and that they needed to GTFO of her face quick, before she swings! joey told papers that rocko was a "visionary" and that his unreleased material will be worth millions overnight. he then blamed big record industries for their involvement with kiss' produced lost boys' album L3 M30W, and that rocko should have been credited with most of the success.

now, joey didn't say this, but according to the history books, most would think of joey as being the brains behind the album, and even if they didn't remember that, one would definitely remember joey's suicide attempt mere weeks after the album release. rocko was also apart of the infamous freak fest in 2k12.

R.I.P. you will be missed rocko - there will never be a tuff, train-hopping, motorcycle jacket wearing greasy punk like you.