what's her age again?

happy birthday doll!

kiss spoils the expecting mother with a vintage car, perfect for her to kill herself in.

kathleen has been staying in cielo since rocko j. nasty's unfortunate demise, at her 10050 love shack, and decided to celebrate her birthday there as well. this year, she was presented with a red 1970s classic stingray as her birthday gift and, i know what you're thinking - joey might as well have handed her a gun! she needs to be driving in a military grade tank or nothing!

joey told the papers that he had planned for a big party in arcadia this year, at the riot house; however, after rocko's death, the couple quickly changed plans to cosmic charlie's to accommodate the shaken doll. joey then shipped the vintage stingray to cielo and invited mates loyal, headlock, shuggie, argosy, ludo ludovic, his sister gibby bastien, 30 of her close friends and whoever else they could find, but poor hans von holz hausen's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! purposely by joey kiss that is, because his ass wasn't invited.

even kathleen's ex-boyfriend, maynard g. alberkraut was there. jimmy kiss was there. slimy beau badman was probably there too, but it was all in his head.