shocker! beautiful one smokes bday clove while pregnant

better than a bday blunt, but still.....

scandalous pictures surfaced from kathleen's birthday party last night, which continued into the wee hours of this morning, of her smoking a clove and she is under all sorts of fire for it! when kathleen woke up this morning, put on her fake eyelashes and strolled into the XERB TV station to make a special appearance on the 10 AM news, i doubt she expected to be face to face with pictures of herself smoking.....only that's exactly how it went down.

she must have been feeling nice, because she began to take questions from the audience about her pregnancy, when one of the anchors asked her about the photo of her puff puff puffing away. you could practically see the train engine steam coming from the doll's ears. she calmly took a breath and told the anchor, "you had better take that photo off of the screen. now."

gulp. she means business. seconds later, the interview was over and the doll stomped off of the stage.

once outside the studio, kathleen told press agents to toilet-papers the anchor's house and then proceeded to give the woman's address. LOL, go doll! revenge is a dish best served piping hot.

what's her age again?

happy birthday doll!

kiss spoils the expecting mother with a vintage car, perfect for her to kill herself in.

kathleen has been staying in cielo since rocko j. nasty's unfortunate demise, at her 10050 love shack, and decided to celebrate her birthday there as well. this year, she was presented with a red 1970s classic stingray as her birthday gift and, i know what you're thinking - joey might as well have handed her a gun! she needs to be driving in a military grade tank or nothing!

joey told the papers that he had planned for a big party in arcadia this year, at the riot house; however, after rocko's death, the couple quickly changed plans to cosmic charlie's to accommodate the shaken doll. joey then shipped the vintage stingray to cielo and invited mates loyal, headlock, shuggie, argosy, ludo ludovic, his sister gibby bastien, 30 of her close friends and whoever else they could find, but poor hans von holz hausen's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! purposely by joey kiss that is, because his ass wasn't invited.

even kathleen's ex-boyfriend, maynard g. alberkraut was there. jimmy kiss was there. slimy beau badman was probably there too, but it was all in his head.

rocko j. nasty goes to rock 'n' roll heaven

R.I.P.

famous lost boy, doll buddy and train hopping aficionado passed away today in a cielan hospital. he fell into a coma days after a skiing accident earlier this week.

kathleen told reporters outside that respect should be given to rocko and his family and that they needed to GTFO of her face quick, before she swings! joey told papers that rocko was a "visionary" and that his unreleased material will be worth millions overnight. he then blamed big record industries for their involvement with kiss' produced lost boys' album L3 M30W, and that rocko should have been credited with most of the success.

now, joey didn't say this, but according to the history books, most would think of joey as being the brains behind the album, and even if they didn't remember that, one would definitely remember joey's suicide attempt mere weeks after the album release. rocko was also apart of the infamous freak fest in 2k12.

R.I.P. you will be missed rocko - there will never be a tuff, train-hopping, motorcycle jacket wearing greasy punk like you.