joey leaves sad, crazy answerphone message for holzy

released early this morning via the internet via heartbreak, joey left a super threatening message to holzy about the doll and how he will "teach him a lesson he'll never forget."

the message was left late last night for holzy and it's been a couple weeks since the big breakup, so this is completely predictable behavior of any upset kiss...

joey said that the doll is "slipping" and needs to "tighten up"; says he should have kept a better eye on her, also, "you niggas is all the same and none of these ladies loyal..."

at one point, probably in a drunken, cokey daze, joey thought he was on the radio and would exclaim, "are we live? am i live right now?" and proceed to brag that, "i have 6 rolls royces parked outside right now. i'll throw anyone the keys to the ghost and hop in the cadillac truck and come find you." um, too bad every single one of those cars are in the doll's name, LOL!

at the end of the message, joey got sentimental and said, "once she has the baby, it's over and you know it." as to what will be over, who knows? joey is nuts obvi. he then capped it up with revoking the doll-issued godfather-ship from holzy, and said, "i never want you near my child." um, if it even is his child........*gulps*

ACAB

all cops are bastards - just ask 'right hook' kiss!

this is sad news we all saw coming - joey kiss beat doll crush hans von holzy in front of god and everybody.....and then promptly gets thrown in the clink!
you gotta hand it to him, though - nobody touches his baby, not even if his baby is willing! outside of the riot house, the two hotheaded males bumped into each other and hans was in the wrong place at the wrong time when we're talking about "right hook" joey, because he ended up spending the night in the hospital.
and even though joey is grinning from ear to ear because he is now the new featherweight champion of the arcadian streets, his skinny ass is still doing it in jail.
well, well, well doll - looks like you're on your own!

these are the days of our doll...

goes on a skate date with holzy

even though the beautiful one is a hella pregnant and it is below zero in arcadia, she skipped on her merry way away from joey today to go skateboarding with holzy in some downtown warehouse that probably looked like a horror movie set and probably also had a rapey vibe.

even though the warehouse is owned by holzy and a group of his lame friends, the two had the place to themselves and skated around for several hours, before returning back to holzyhaus in holzy's luxury automobile.

sodapop and ludo, who joined them at their junior high makeout party, told papers all about it. sodapop said that it was awkward to be there and he felt like they were moments away from kissing the whole time. he also added that the two were listening to R&B music and flirting nonstop with each other. barf. get a hotel room.

ludo didn't have much to comment, just that he pulled hans on the side and warned him about how many guns joey owns. word to the wise.

but still - do you, doll! if your pregnancy hormones are raging and holzy doesn't mind that you have a fiancé, by all means! but, just in case he has any sense of decency, i would get your locks changed now, doll, before joey goes stage 5 OJ psycho on you.

shocker! beautiful one smokes bday clove while pregnant

better than a bday blunt, but still.....

scandalous pictures surfaced from kathleen's birthday party last night, which continued into the wee hours of this morning, of her smoking a clove and she is under all sorts of fire for it! when kathleen woke up this morning, put on her fake eyelashes and strolled into the XERB TV station to make a special appearance on the 10 AM news, i doubt she expected to be face to face with pictures of herself smoking.....only that's exactly how it went down.

she must have been feeling nice, because she began to take questions from the audience about her pregnancy, when one of the anchors asked her about the photo of her puff puff puffing away. you could practically see the train engine steam coming from the doll's ears. she calmly took a breath and told the anchor, "you had better take that photo off of the screen. now."

gulp. she means business. seconds later, the interview was over and the doll stomped off of the stage.

once outside the studio, kathleen told press agents to toilet-papers the anchor's house and then proceeded to give the woman's address. LOL, go doll! revenge is a dish best served piping hot.