these are the days of our doll...

goes on a skate date with holzy

even though the beautiful one is a hella pregnant and it is below zero in arcadia, she skipped on her merry way away from joey today to go skateboarding with holzy in some downtown warehouse that probably looked like a horror movie set and probably also had a rapey vibe.

even though the warehouse is owned by holzy and a group of his lame friends, the two had the place to themselves and skated around for several hours, before returning back to holzyhaus in holzy's luxury automobile.

sodapop and ludo, who joined them at their junior high makeout party, told papers all about it. sodapop said that it was awkward to be there and he felt like they were moments away from kissing the whole time. he also added that the two were listening to R&B music and flirting nonstop with each other. barf. get a hotel room.

ludo didn't have much to comment, just that he pulled hans on the side and warned him about how many guns joey owns. word to the wise.

but still - do you, doll! if your pregnancy hormones are raging and holzy doesn't mind that you have a fiancé, by all means! but, just in case he has any sense of decency, i would get your locks changed now, doll, before joey goes stage 5 OJ psycho on you.

what's her age again?

happy birthday doll!

kiss spoils the expecting mother with a vintage car, perfect for her to kill herself in.

kathleen has been staying in cielo since rocko j. nasty's unfortunate demise, at her 10050 love shack, and decided to celebrate her birthday there as well. this year, she was presented with a red 1970s classic stingray as her birthday gift and, i know what you're thinking - joey might as well have handed her a gun! she needs to be driving in a military grade tank or nothing!

joey told the papers that he had planned for a big party in arcadia this year, at the riot house; however, after rocko's death, the couple quickly changed plans to cosmic charlie's to accommodate the shaken doll. joey then shipped the vintage stingray to cielo and invited mates loyal, headlock, shuggie, argosy, ludo ludovic, his sister gibby bastien, 30 of her close friends and whoever else they could find, but poor hans von holz hausen's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! purposely by joey kiss that is, because his ass wasn't invited.

even kathleen's ex-boyfriend, maynard g. alberkraut was there. jimmy kiss was there. slimy beau badman was probably there too, but it was all in his head.