life's a beach - kat tells joey to "pound sand"

and also "piss up a rope"


earlier, kathleen and joey get in a knockdown dragout fight reminiscent of their more cokey days and it ended in the two going their separate ways for the night. kathleen was seen being dropped off at nearby hans von holzy's house by headlock via gravedigger and joey hoofed it to the riot house to book a suite. sodapop has the house to himself? party at the doll's! BYOB!
naturally, sodapop was lonely and quick to call all the press in his phonebook to spill every last bean about the row. long story short? he said that their fight may or may not have had something to do with joey wanting to fire hans as director of shady lake because, um, i don't know, the doll has a big boner for him?
and she must have a built-in amplifier, because neighbors claimed they could hear the two fighting from down the block. from the sounds of it, hans is getting a little too close to the beautiful pregnant one and it's causing a rift between the famous couple. and now, with only a couple month to go until baby blastoff, those two are fighting? say it ain't so!
they will always be the world's #1 couple and hans isn't going to change that! do the right thing, doll, and go back to joey and pretend it was all a bad dream! just like beau badman.

what's her age again?

happy birthday doll!

kiss spoils the expecting mother with a vintage car, perfect for her to kill herself in.

kathleen has been staying in cielo since rocko j. nasty's unfortunate demise, at her 10050 love shack, and decided to celebrate her birthday there as well. this year, she was presented with a red 1970s classic stingray as her birthday gift and, i know what you're thinking - joey might as well have handed her a gun! she needs to be driving in a military grade tank or nothing!

joey told the papers that he had planned for a big party in arcadia this year, at the riot house; however, after rocko's death, the couple quickly changed plans to cosmic charlie's to accommodate the shaken doll. joey then shipped the vintage stingray to cielo and invited mates loyal, headlock, shuggie, argosy, ludo ludovic, his sister gibby bastien, 30 of her close friends and whoever else they could find, but poor hans von holz hausen's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! purposely by joey kiss that is, because his ass wasn't invited.

even kathleen's ex-boyfriend, maynard g. alberkraut was there. jimmy kiss was there. slimy beau badman was probably there too, but it was all in his head.