doll has a feeling to kill joey

joey caught whispering with strippers

the doll is sharpening her sharpest knives and polishing her favorite bullets, because last night joey was photographed talking to numerous known strippers at the aptly named big booty judy's strip club in downtown grimaldi.

obvio, big booty judy's #1 lonely customer, sodapop, tipped the doll off that her #1 least favorite new ex was on the scene. within minutes, as if by bitch magic, she appeared.

now everyone knows that in the strip club, the most popular person is whoever has the most money. and it obviously wasn't joey last night. within minutes of kathleen and her fleet arriving, the place was shut down. shut down as in security formed a small army mob around the doll and her friends as they showered cash on a small bevy of the club's best dancers, that also equally have the best stripper names : sexy red, tipdrill, spyda, strawberry and fruit, queen sheba, etc. it didn't take but 3 seconds for the floor of their VIP section to be covered in bills.

no wonder the doll asked for security to protect her - joey is broke as a joke, with good money on the ground, no one is safe!

wut a bitch!

doll buys joey's dream car for herself

wow being the doll's ex must be fun - you get booted out of the mansion to live in a gutter, you have no real talents aside from making the doll giggle and her heart go pitter patter, you have no money since everything is in her name, no one recognizes you without the doll next to you and if they do recognize you, you receive looks of pity, the list could go on... and now joey can add another reason he is glad the doll made her grand exit off the stage of his life - she just bought his dream car! some 1960s classic greasermobile with dice hanging off the mirror. and if that didn't twist the knife deeper into his heart, her vanity license plate reads : 1SINGLE1

ouch. wasn't is just last week we saw joey hawking all his old doll-affiliated junk on the corner just so he can make rent? kathleen should cruise by blaring riot grrrl music and flip him the bird.

in other doll news, she was seen riding around in aforementioned dream car with an unidentified tall, dark, handsome male. has holzy been replaced? is anyones' heart safe?