doll makes a £100,000 mistake

"BFF" material or nah?

kathleen lost argosy's heirloom diamond ring...and her car...all in one day.

even though the doll has a garage full of antique and exotic automobiles alike, she asked to borrow argosy's brand new, barbie pink corvette convertible to run errands today while in arcadia.

first, she stopped by the market to pick up some accouterments for dinner; then to the baby store to buy baby q some diapers; and lastly, she stopped by her spot on skid row to check in with joey kiss. it was there, outside of the original dollhouse, that the convertible was hot wired and stolen. the car was worth over £80,000. also inside was an heirloom ring circa WWII that belonged to angel's grandmother, appraised at over £10,000. gulp.

okay, my first question is : WTF? isn't our girl nursing a broken ankle or what she's trying to pass off as a broken ankle? what leg is she driving with? and have the good people of arcadia been forewarned that their reigning queen is speeding around town in a barbie car - like a racecar driver - top down, high on pain pills? just wondering.

my second question is : how is visiting joey kiss an "errand"? we all know she was going in for a quickie and that's great, but call a spade a spade, doll! don't say you're buying groceries when you're really getting your cootie cat taken care of. *sighs*

so what did we learn? basically if your phone ever rings and the doll is on the other end, asking if she can borrow your car for "a couple of hours" for "errands," just start speaking chinese and hang up as quickly as possible.

doll's new friend is an acid trip

...literally

okay, i am not going to lie - i really thought this angel staz character was going to be a genuinely good influence on the doll, but i was 100% wrong! last night, reporters caught up with her, kathleen and - everyone's favorite - joey kiss! but that's not all! not only were they in the same vicinity together and it didn't involve the doll and staz hauling joey's lifeless body into a ditch, but all three of them were high on LSD!

what is this, woodstock? are we trying to abolish all responsibilities, burn our bras and condemn "the man?" come on, doll! this is 2015! and what are you doing hanging with your ex joey? just because he's a blonde goddess now doesn't change anything!

ok, my next question is : who is babysitting baby Q? the TV?

and of course staz, who is still an amateur to the press game, quietly giggled that they dropped acid to a fan wanting an autograph and probably thought the information wouldn't go elsewhere. staz has obviously not met sodapop "loose lips sink ships" cola! hopefully next time, she'll think twice before she goes bumping her gums to any random tom, dick or harry!

doll finds a best friend as strange as she is

the doll made a new friend and for the first time in a long time, it isn't someone she's sleeping with!

kathleen has been photographed recently doing 'normal' things with another woman : grocery shopping, yoga, going to the beauty salon, etc. i say 'normal,' because the doll's normal is smoking foilies, chowing down candies and speeding on the wrong side of the road, so this is very refreshing.

the woman's name is angel astazia, 'staz' for short. when the two met during a location scouting for shady lake, kathleen told angel "if she didn't want to be in her movie (angel turned down the lead role), she had to be her best friend."

honestly, i don't even care that she has puke green hair and rocks electric blue lipstick...i feel she'll be a positive influence in baby babble's already corrupted post-kiss life.

angel isn't just beauty, but brains as well and beat reporters to the punch. she answered future questions for them and said that she has no interest in dating sodapop, she is not one of the kiss family exes, she isn't a founding member of the i hate argosy fanclub, she doesn't know who the lost boys are and never went to the freak fest. she basically told them to stop lurking and go back to the real celebrities...like her new best friend LOL!