meet bijoux boadicea
bijoux boadicea is the french-born, british actress who will debut in the doll's film. finally! the heavens can rejoice! the doll met bijoux years ago at the notorious freak fest and after a recent night of partying, kathleen decided she was best fit for coco. now the film world can be like, "argosy, who?" and miss boadicea will become a household name!
all i know is count von count holzy is probably clicking his warlock heels together and breathing a huge sigh of relief that stupid argosy is yesterday's news and thanks to the new and improved coco rodriguez, shady lake has been saved!
because, of course, the film has already become the titanic of movies and, even if we're not talking about the thousands of thousands of dollars that are still costing the production company daily to employ the production crew, let's talk about how, rain or shine, camera rolling or not, the doll still banks from the project. well, no fucking wonder!! i was very happy to place the blame on argosy's junkie shoulders but alas! i would be wrong...
anyways, holzy is due on location next week and kathleen is also expected to be in the building now that we have our star! also expect shady lake to be a bloated version of a 16-page short story the doll wrote a long ass time ago. the film's budget has to be assessed once again; the movie has had so many production problems, i'm sure people are genuinely surprised the film isn't a complete disaster right now. i know i am.
