l'chaim, doll!
kathleen came back to life, back to reality today for shabbos dinner for hanukkah with the kiss family. yes, that means jimmy kiss was there and most likely he was in full wet mop force.
word on the street is that joey and kathleen's relationship is barely hanging on by a thread, so this dinner could really be a pivotal moment in keeping them together. so don't burn your JOEY + KAT 4EVA shirts quite yet, ya'll. no word as to if older bro, and shady lake 's executive producer, johnny kiss was in attendance, but grandmama kiss was in the house, which means ludo ludovic - head caretaker and nanny - had the night off to go watch pink flamingos or dance to madonna circa bedtime stories in his room or whatever the hell he does in his free time. it also means shixsa kathleen was preparing her favorite hors d'oeuvres : gefilte fish.
let's take a trip down memory lane to one of the doll's first encounters with the kiss family. she was still dating kiss son number 2, joey, at the time and was happily helping his mother prepare some traditional jewish dishes in the kitchen. just kidding! food is her kryptonite. story goes, instead of cooking, the doll snuck mama kiss shots of whiskey! our girl was supposed to help prepare gefilte fish, but as soon as she saw the ingredients, she turned her nose up and said it looked like "gross dog shit." go figure.
oh, speaking of tradition, uncle jimmy kiss is still in his feelings over his potential future sister-in-law kathleen. he probably sat at the dinner table with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face the whole time. he's that type.
if i was the doll, i would down a handful of sleeping pills ASAP ferg, hold the ferg, and hope to wake up when christmas is over. quetzy will be fine, she has midwife ludo and old head mama kiss to look after her.
