guess whose been blacklisted?

none other than bae baebel...

when the doll's phone rings and on the other end it's a sad, panicky bae baebel, do you think she accepts the charges for the prison phone call or nah? today we found out that the answer was or nah, because kathleen has blacklisted him from her fleet and basically abandoned in jail.

he was arrested for being bae baebel and being a degenerate in all aspects of life and no one knows or cares how long he'll be in the can for. especially our girl! she let the phone ring twice, realized who it was and hung up. LOL. file this under "shit you already saw coming" and keep moving.

it's a good thing kathleen is back under joey kiss' charms and spells - otherwise you know she would totally be slinking into the jail to have conjugal visits. she is not above it. besides, at night all cats are grey and the doll can't see very well, so you get the picture.

in other doll news, there's a rumor going around arcadia that she is texting director of shady lake, hans von holzhausen, again...but here's the plot twist - now he's got a girlfriend. *gulp*

doll makes a £100,000 mistake

"BFF" material or nah?

kathleen lost argosy's heirloom diamond ring...and her car...all in one day.

even though the doll has a garage full of antique and exotic automobiles alike, she asked to borrow argosy's brand new, barbie pink corvette convertible to run errands today while in arcadia.

first, she stopped by the market to pick up some accouterments for dinner; then to the baby store to buy baby q some diapers; and lastly, she stopped by her spot on skid row to check in with joey kiss. it was there, outside of the original dollhouse, that the convertible was hot wired and stolen. the car was worth over £80,000. also inside was an heirloom ring circa WWII that belonged to angel's grandmother, appraised at over £10,000. gulp.

okay, my first question is : WTF? isn't our girl nursing a broken ankle or what she's trying to pass off as a broken ankle? what leg is she driving with? and have the good people of arcadia been forewarned that their reigning queen is speeding around town in a barbie car - like a racecar driver - top down, high on pain pills? just wondering.

my second question is : how is visiting joey kiss an "errand"? we all know she was going in for a quickie and that's great, but call a spade a spade, doll! don't say you're buying groceries when you're really getting your cootie cat taken care of. *sighs*

so what did we learn? basically if your phone ever rings and the doll is on the other end, asking if she can borrow your car for "a couple of hours" for "errands," just start speaking chinese and hang up as quickly as possible.