is the doll pregnant with jimmy's baby?

yes, you hear me right - jimmy, not fiancé joey, could be the father?! say it ain't so!

rumors are flying around arcadia, cielo, grimaldi and monticello that several months ago, jimmy and kat were spotted together and like it was 2009 all over again; and now she's pregnant! honestly, i could see it - kat has always made a spot in her black heart for jimmy kiss, and those two get on like a house on fire...

regardless, i think joey is destined to have his heart broken by the one and only doll. the sooner he realizes, the better.

it's just funny, because i would have thought von holzy was the baby daddy! with how close those two are becoming, it's only a matter of time before pictures of them kissing in a hidden arcadian glade pop up.

long story short, the doll is a shameless flirt and will never change. if you're a guy, steer clear and if you're a woman, lock up your brothers, husbands and/or sons!

happy thanksgiving!

years before, the doll would have been thankful for cocaine, punk rock music, ballet slippers and fake eyelashes; but now she is mostly thankful for joey, her baby, headlock and her nightly fantasies of hans von holzhausen.
ok, maybe i don't know if the last one is true, but i feel like it is. she even invited him to the same thanksgiving mama doll and mama kiss were at! you know that joey had his arms crossed, glaring at him the entire time and probably refused to take a bite of the dish hans brought. so predictable!
and even though everyone was expecting the doll to push her plate away after three bites, she didn't - she actually ate! only, she craves the strangest foods now.
instead of traditional turkey and sides, the beautiful one opted for cold matzo ball soup and gefilte fish on toast, marshmallow fluff sandwiches, cottage cheese and leftover chinese food. and yes, the correct reaction is to be disgusted. but hey, at least she's eating!

she's in the building and she's feelin' herself

hans von holzy paints sexy pic of doll, gives her mix tape

argosy may be the star of shady lake, but the beautiful one was definitely the star of the show on the set today! it's not even her birthday yet and southern gent hans von holzy haus presented her with a giant canvas of a hand painted, nude doll and a weird, 90s cassette mix tape that he probably found in a box in his parents' attic somewhere. nothing says "i want your bod" like a mix tape does!

now i am 100% sure that all of those magic crystals are increasing the doll's witch powers and holzy haus is just under the influence of a magic love spell. if not magic spell, maybe magic mushroom? poor hans never saw it coming! but you know baby babble did, because she has a crystal ball that can see the future LOL.