doll to release "let's go git raped"

*gulps*

say hello to the prom queens : an all girl band, straight from the doll's collection of hangers-on over the years...
there is kathleen on lead vocals and guitar - is there any other way? - angel astazia on drums, some hippy brunette on bass and a grungy freckly girl on backup guitar and secondary vocals. angel previously helped our girl with her "wake up or we break up", which saw immediate success online, in stores and overseas. released through the independent hep parade studios, kathleen was approached soon thereafter by several major labels to record an album. her answer was obviously, "yasssss! duh! shut up and give me all your money!" 

so, today, outside of the pretty people club offices in grimaldi, she told reporters more about the formation of the prom queens and that they'll soon be recording their first single : "let's go git raped." 
......let it sink in. it's very ambitious. let's just leave it at that.
but kathleen didn't leave it at that! the next thing out of her mouth was - and this is a direct quote from joey kiss when the lost boys were dealing with the "touch me, i'm prick" backlash - "it's such an anti - let me say that again - anti-rape song, that i'm not even going to go into it. i'm just tired of people dissecting me; my art, my writing. and i'll be damned if they do it to my music." aw. so punk. sid vicious, joe strummer and joey ramone are all taking shots in her honor tonight in rock 'n' roll heaven.
i'm totes expecting the prom queens' first album to top the charts, even though she truly has no musical experience or can even carry a tune, from the general word around the campfire these days. her talent is to be discussed at another time...
also her PR team must be doing boatloads of xanax...

the doll's band to record first album

i know what you're thinking : the doll has a band? and the answer is yes, she does; and don't laugh, because she's probably going to strike punk rock gold.

resurrecting the riot grrrl era that kathleen - and most of her fanbase and target market - grew up in, our doll has recently taken a foray into the music industry; and with a beau like joey kiss, who can blame her? he has seen plenty of success with the indie-turned-label lost boys and those £20 baggies of heroin aren't buying themselves!! JK. 

this has all been industry buzz for months, but became official today when kathleen announced through an article in the pretty people club that she and her newly formed band, the prom queens, will begin recording at the end of the year for their first album. she was very clear that it will be all girls, no boys allowed and no, not even if they know the "secret password." and obviously the secret password is : doll, i'm holding...

she explained that the three other girls joining her will be from arcadia, cielo and grimaldi, respectively. kathleen also mentioned that she will be taking lead guitar and lead vocals (and lead drums, bass, keyboard, tambourine, french horn section...) and lest they have a death wish, shall no one try to upstage her!

all i'm thinking is : when did this bitch start taking guitar lessons? because i saw her at the freak fest and her shit wasn't even plugged in!
it was like the band just wanted her to feel special, so they handed her an acoustic guitar in front of half a million people. LOL. maybe that's all she needed to get the inspiration to record an album. maybe having joey kiss back in her pocket does too. who knows?! it's the doll! i can barely figure out my own thoughts, let alone what's going on in mind! 

doll debuts first single : "wake up or we break up"

our girl is top of the pops!

kathleen is a triple threat - she does cocaine, heroin and apparently sings now too! she released her first - and probably only - song today via arcadia's #1 hits programme and phoned in to explain the meaning behind the lyrics.
the song is entitled "wake up or we break up" and, yes, our girl is doing lead vocals with 3/4 of the lost boys backing her, angel astazia on backup vocals and the one and only jimmy kiss producing. yes, you weren't hallucinating, ex-boyfriend and uncle to her daughter, jimmy kiss mixed the track. 
kathleen said that she wrote the song one night after several futile endeavors at rousting hottie gio giotto from a deep slumber. current main squeeze and now the isle of grimaldi's top playboy, gio is the inspiration for a lot of wet dreams, but who would have thought he was the muse for a piece of music? not me!
the moral of the story is the song obvi is #1 in the charts and our hearts already and at the top of everyone's playlists. who knows if the doll will record again and who cares? "wake up or we break up" is a true riot grrrl punk rock funky disco rock 'n' roll jam if i've ever heard one. i hope she wins a grammy for this.