kathleen may have a baby on the way, but her first child - beloved black rolls royce town car - the gravedigger is in critical condition! when the doll awoke today, she traipsed into the kitchen and languidly put a kettle on to boil; within a few minutes, the water was ready and her tea was brewing. the doll reached for her favorite coffee cup and went to the cupboard for some sugar - only to find a space on the shelf where the sugar used to live! now, normally kathleen would stomp her feet and howl for someone to get her more on the double; but now that she's pregnant and sober, she's a different doll. also, joey is back in the studio with the lost boys - working on their first album, L3 M30W- and headlock was with sodapop, painting the nursery. furthermore, it's been said before that groundskeeper ludo ludovic is useless before noon; so, the million dollar brat did a quick sweep of the grounds before heading to the gravedigger to buy another bag from the closest grocery store. as she approached the monstrous machine, however, kathleen realized that all four tires were flatter than blueberry pancakes.
oddly enough, the knifing went down sometime after three this morning and took place within the locked kiss cradle gates. even more oddly, although other cars were on the property - a total of seven - the gravedigger was the only vehicle to fall victim. sadly, the knife-brandishing prowlers are going to remain free to continue prowling - no security footage could be utilized, as baby babble's beloved automobile just so happened to be parked out of frame.
fuzz warned wild honeypie that she should take such an invasion as a great threat and that a prowler would only do something of such a degree to send a message. officers then questioned friends and neighbors as to if the doll has any enemies that would want to see her suffer. joey responded with, "oh yeah, because she likes to surround herself with sadists."
kathleen made a remark of similar cynical merit and answered, "i don't even have friends - only enemies" i'll buy that. still, can someone please phone in an anonymous tip to the arcadian police department for me? i'm almost 100% positive that jimmy kiss has a chip on his shoulder about the shotgun wedding of the century and unleashed his frustrations on a beastly black town car.
