the twilight zone + jimmy kiss + the doll

 
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the doll and jimmy kiss reunited over retro cult TV show

you unlock this door with the key of imagination. beyond it is another dimension -
a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
you're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
you've just crossed over into the twilight zone.

-twilight zone; 1960

let's take it back to a couple of months to late december/early january...kathleen was living in grimaldi in her big ass ocean-front mansion, most likely ignoring joey kiss, silently packing all her shit, plotting to leave him; changing quetzy's diapers and singing her nursery rhymes, being a singer-songwriter, smoking doobies....oh and apparently watching loads of TV with her ex-BF and falling madly back in love with him!

hep parade magazine reported that while jimmy had been staying with her in grimaldi, the two spent loads of time together and it's truly no whodunit as to why they're back together. but, according to jimmy kiss himself, you can thank the twilight zone. he told a reporter that, no, it wasn't done just despite his little bro joey. and no, it wasn't because they've always secretly been together and all other boyfriends were publicity stunts. 

he said that the two were together a series of nights, yet would not disclose exact dates, during a stormy weekend in grimaldi - when joey was not around and "on the level" (most likely a reference to him being strung out) - was when it all went down. but, come on, you do the math! those two, left alone unsupervised, during a weekend of thunder and lightening? it's no wonder she's not knocked up! i may not know much, but one thing i know is that the kiss men are doll kryptonite. her one weakness. 

i can just see it now : jimmy and kathleen, shacked up - sans quetzy - going hand-in-hand down the memory lane of their failed relationship. twilight zone doo-doo-DOO-doo, doo-doo-DOO-doo intro playing softly in the background; blankets askew on the sofa, portentous of the two cuddling up while the sounds of a tropical grimaldi storm brewed above them. candles flickering on the walls. rod serling cutting the sexual tension with clues as to what part of the twilight zone the pair will be venturing into next...

i don't know where they're going and i don't care. i'm just here for the ride, baby. and i have a feeling you are too. 

doll diaries pt. iii

 
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originally written january 21, 2017 

9:04 PM
jimmy stopped by the house here in arcadia to borrow some old records and we ended up going to dinner. as if no time had passed, we ducked the photogs staked outside the gated and all that...the old drill. headlock just shook his head when i told him. you can't see me right now but i'm shrugging. i dunno. i'll always love him. he's apart of me.

i have to leave and come back for a pretty people club shoot. was thinking about hiring jimmy. 

"soon, soon...the unsweet by and by" -@heavyhorse

11:07985562781 PM
did i tell ya he sent me a love letter? it was misspelled, full of references even i, yours truly, didn't 'get', but laden with underlying love and mystery. my favorites. 
he sent it to me about a month ago.
i was too busy fighting off pregnancy rumors and drug rumors and wedding rumors and joey suicide rumors. or were they rumours? were they not whispers, echoing through the hidden glades of cielo and arcadia? and have they not been uttered for years, just in different variations? 

i'm no good at being alone. jimmy is well aware.
he's my waterloo, like they say...which would make me his gypsy lane...

10:11 PM
it took me at least an hour and then the amount of time to smoke a cigarette to find that damned love letter. 
still, the words are destined for me and me alone. so i shall only post an excerpt : 
"the stress of longing...

coarse as you were down the old canal, you were the river and i was fine...
at the harbour deep and mine...
you're estranged and i am fine.

you must be a stranger or broken-hearted. the uschi of my dreams.

kissy kissy."

11:46 PM
super duper cryptic, wouldn't you agree? i have to admit it made me shake and shiver. he always knows just what to say to me to make me melt. what a funny relationship. i sometimes wonder myself...how long we'll do this dance. he;s my favorite person - my greatest feature. 
my muse? surely. 

like sands through the hourglass...

 
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...these are the answers to fanmail from our doll

classic doll. just when you think she went back to her hobbit hole for good, a fanmail article comes out of left field. always. 
there's lots to answer for, though! she has a new album in the works; she was recently kicked out of her own event; oh, and i guess she could answer a few questions about getting back with her ex-boyfriend and uncle of her kid!!! i'm just on the edge of my seat to see what she'll say about that topic...
this isn't our first time at the rodeo, people, so let's just dive in head first :

Q: Good year for you, babes?
A: i mean...........it happened....it's over now

Q: How are you feeling?
A: ABSOLUTE SHIT....like a dim bulb

Q: You were recently barred by security from your own event - what quite happened?
A: ask my lawyer. i could lie to you and say i was being a good girl, but, well, that would be a lie.

Q: There's rumors that GRRRL will be a sort of revenge album, aimed at Joey Kiss. Any truth in that?
A: WHERE DO U PPL COME FROM? i haven't even began writing the fucker - how could it already be decided a revenge album?
ON SECOND THOUGHT - I;M GONNA AIM IT STRAIGHT 4 U 

Q: If you follow in the footsteps of years past, are you planning on allowing Joey Kiss to stay living in Grimaldi at your home?
A: WUT
HE;S DADDY
THIS IS A CONFUSING QUESTION...
PURPLE?

Q: You seem like the type to cry yourself asleep at night...what's up with that?
A: U TELL ME - i also look like the type to hunt down fans and murder them in their sleep
#insomnia

Q: Who do you love more - Joey or Jimmy?
A: JOHNNY
the forgotten kiss brother

Q: Who is going to babysit Quetzy on tour? Joey or Jimmy? 
A: why not headlock? what ruled him out? he's great at dressing my child in mismatching clothing, playing death metal around her and giving her candy past 8 PM. he's a dandy. matter of fact, he's hired right now and going under my contract. 

Q: There's word that you may go "off the grid" in the wilderness of Monticello to record your album. You've done it before - why not do it again?
A: Because apparently my secret hiding spot ain't so secret anymore!

Q: Aren't you still on speed?
.....again, apparently my secret ain't such a secret anymore!
;P

Q: Would you ever date another woman?
A: WHY DO U THINK I KEEP STAZ SO CLOSE?

Q: What influences you in your art? Your writing; music; filmmaking?
A: not TV
not radio
not the magazines
LIFE
go live it. it's outside...on planet earth...i think

Q: Quetzy is sure growing up to be quite the beautiful little lady - have you any ideas of introducing her to the entertainment industry?
A: 2 LATE ALREADY DID + IT DIDN'T WORK
i took a photo of her holding a wild barn kitty by a river and was told by the local newspaper that i STAGED THE SCENE and if it didn't look so fake, Q would have pulled the pag' and became monticello's pint-sized itty bitty baby glamour queen. 
come thru jonbenét ramsey!! 

Q: No one actually thinks you're talented - all people care about is your personal drama.
A: question was that not.

Q: In one interview, Joey mentioned that you were a true crime buff and that you would drive him "up the wall" with hours of crime scene footage and police deposition videos...any truth in that?
A: O YA DETECTIVE DOLL REPORTING 4 DUTY! 

Q: What is your favorite famous murder case? 
A: 2 MANY 2 COUNT : charlie manson...richard ramirez...menendez brothers...OJ...i solve unsolved mysteries in my off hours

Q: What's your favorite food? The best dish you've ever had?
A: my #1 favorite food is : OXYGEN
best dish i've ever had : your integrity

Q: Jimmy told a reporter candidly that you two continuted your friendship via correspondence through letters throughout the years. Any elaboration on that?
A: 4 ME 2 KNOW + U 2 FIND OUT!!! I'LL XEROX U COPIES WUT'S UR ADDRESS

Q: What do you actually know about Black Magic? 
A: i've watched scooby doo like...a lot
i could teach the class on scooby doo

Q: Oh yeah? What's your favorite episode? 
A: THE 1 W/ THE CREEPER
i always thought he was so misunderstood
that creeper
just like the night stalker
richie ramirez really floated my boat, if you know what i mean! 

Q: Speaking of Scooby Doo, what cartoons does Quetzy like now that she's a little older?
A: she really likes anything harmony korine
her favorite TV show is about drag queens
she's also been reading philip roth
i know, i know...i'll have to keep my eye on that little rugrat

Q: Where do you see your daughter in the future?
A: leading the revolution...

Q: Are you planning on putting Q into public school, private school or homeschooling her?
A: SHE'LL TEACH HERSELF JUST FINE
TRUST ME
or i'll just send her to finishing school ala the 1950s 

Q: Who or what are you? I'm confused.
A: ME 2
well, let's see......that's a loaded question if i've ever heard one.
astrologically, i'm a capricorn-aquarius, on the cusp.  i'm down to earth but very much a storyteller; capricorn is oft represented by pan, as in peter pan. so, in a sense, i'm a dreamer, never wanting to grow up, but on the other hand, i'm independent and ambitious. i'm a conundrum. truly wish i could be more help, but, well, i can't. 

Q: How tall is Jimmy Kiss? 
A: 6'3"...6'6" with heels
;)

Q: What's your favorite song on the radio right now?
A: "made in japan"
-buck owens
-1972

in other doll news, kathleen has ditched her classic kinderwhore babydoll dress from the 70s for a pair of railroad worker's stripey overalls from the great depression. although our baby babble is giving 50% hobo, 25% 'it' girl and 25% don't give a fuck, i have been clocking her from the jump. next she's going to trade in her ballet slippers for a pair of disco rollerskates
and her ratty blonde locks are going to turn into cotton candy. it's only a matter of time until she goes full blown schizo nuts and shocks the world by taking a vow of silence in the mountains with the monks.
 

happy valentine's day via jimmy kiss and the doll

 
 

ALPHA - ALPHA - ALPHA :

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

EVERYONE TO THEIR NEAREST MUSTER STATIONS! 

needless to report - kathleen grace and jimmy kiss are back together again.

the prophecies, warnings and smoke signals in the sky were all true! those two truly are meant to be together, and not even jimmy's own brother can stand in the way. our girl lives a really weird life and today's headlines in the grimaldi tabloids can only prove my point.

jimmy kiss, uncle to quetzy - child of kathleen and joey kiss, his younger brother - used to date kathleen back in the stone ages and hasn't barked up her tree for years. in fact, after several futile attempts to recapture the doll's black heart, he basically stayed lurking in the background...which is his best look in my opinion.

anyways, the blind item that has been circling around the rumor mill is true. several months ago, while joey began producing and kathleen began wrapping up major production on shady lake, uncle jimmy kiss was moved into the massive coco cave to "help out" aka be the help. 

joey, weaning himself off of drugs and trying to spend most of his time busy with work, is said to be attending regular sobriety meetings and therapy sessions to ensure he remains healthy. people close to our girl say that she doesn't want sadsack joey around the baby anymore because he's truly no help and she fears their child is going to be tainted, damaged and forever screwed up because of his essence. i say that quetzy will most likely be all of those things anyways, because her parents are totally the president and vice president of crazytown. 

regardless, everything was confirmed when kathleen's PR rep said that it was a mutual decision between the two parents, in an effort to better joey's health and for kathleen to have positive role models in young quetzy's life. not that joey is a bad influence, but when quetzy starts drawing needles instead of space ships in kindergarten...you know why...

with that being said - jimmy has been living there for months and i'm sure some lonely tuesday back in august of last year, kathleen totally snuck into his hobbit hole, did some kind of naked jig for him and that was all she wrote! jimmy has been waiting patiently by the phone, window and outside of the doll's gates since she left him in the mesozoic period and his dreams just totally came true. being allowed to move his winklepickers, trilbies and crack-stained peacoats back into the doll's closet in an honor above all. 

in closing, i really can't wait to see what kind of uncle-stepdaddy he turns out to be........*drops that bomb and runs away*

oh and yes, don't bother double-checking - it's valentine's day and not april fools, or friday the 13th or national joke's on your day. .