do you remember kathleen's original group of pretty people, which included, but was not limited to :

flower children
punks
bikies
pretty and beautiful people
kinderwhores
grrrls
silver-spooners
club brats
disco dollies
freaks and weirdos
grunge-o's

if you don't remember - basically kathleen's camp of hangers-on got so large at one point that she moved them all to a commune in monticello where they could live off of the land and not her land, feel me?
the commune was called a lot of things, but "the freak farm" seemed to stick.
anyways, they're still at large in monticello after...oh, you know...the freak fest that was totally freaky and totally festy in 2012. you know what else it was? it was a total shitshow nightmare from pigfuck land and that's putting it with some sugar on top.
with kathleen creeping around monticello lately - and she has been creeping - a lot of people are wondering if it's going to be freak fest, the remix this summer. so far, the doll camp has yet to issue a statement.
jimmy kiss joked to the papers, though, the other day that the famous couple will soon be back snatching headlines "freaky fast."
so, be ready to drain your life savings fund and/or inheritance from your namesake, because if there's a freak fest II, you can best believe that means £10 waters, £20 slices of pizza and £50 for a measly hit of acid! whatta rip!

the doll and jimmy kiss reunited over retro cult TV show

you unlock this door with the key of imagination. beyond it is another dimension -
a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
you're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
you've just crossed over into the twilight zone.

-twilight zone; 1960

let's take it back to a couple of months to late december/early january...kathleen was living in grimaldi in her big ass ocean-front mansion, most likely ignoring joey kiss, silently packing all her shit, plotting to leave him; changing quetzy's diapers and singing her nursery rhymes, being a singer-songwriter, smoking doobies....oh and apparently watching loads of TV with her ex-BF and falling madly back in love with him!

hep parade magazine reported that while jimmy had been staying with her in grimaldi, the two spent loads of time together and it's truly no whodunit as to why they're back together. but, according to jimmy kiss himself, you can thank the twilight zone. he told a reporter that, no, it wasn't done just despite his little bro joey. and no, it wasn't because they've always secretly been together and all other boyfriends were publicity stunts.

he said that the two were together a series of nights, yet would not disclose exact dates, during a stormy weekend in grimaldi - when joey was not around and "on the level" (most likely a reference to him being strung out) - was when it all went down. but, come on, you do the math! those two, left alone unsupervised, during a weekend of thunder and lightening? it's no wonder she's not knocked up! i may not know much, but one thing i know is that the kiss men are doll kryptonite. her one weakness.

i can just see it now : jimmy and kathleen, shacked up - sans quetzy - going hand-in-hand down the memory lane of their failed relationship. twilight zone doo-doo-DOO-doo, doo-doo-DOO-doo intro playing softly in the background; blankets askew on the sofa, portentous of the two cuddling up while the sounds of a tropical grimaldi storm brewed above them. candles flickering on the walls. rod serling cutting the sexual tension with clues as to what part of the twilight zone the pair will be venturing into next...

i don't know where they're going and i don't care. i'm just here for the ride, baby. and i have a feeling you are too.

2017

the doll and jimmy kiss reunited over retro cult TV show