classic doll. just when you think she went back to her hobbit hole for good, a fanmail article comes out of left field. always.
there's lots to answer for, though! she has a new album in the works; she was recently kicked out of her own event; oh, and i guess she could answer a few questions about getting back with her ex-boyfriend and uncle of her kid!!! i'm just on the edge of my seat to see what she'll say about that topic...
this isn't our first time at the rodeo, people, so let's just dive in head first :
Q: How are you feeling?
A: ABSOLUTE SHIT....like a dim bulb
Q: You were recently barred by security from your own event - what quite happened?
A: ask my lawyer. i could lie to you and say i was being a good girl, but, well, that would be a lie.
Q: There's rumors that GRRRL will be a sort of revenge album, aimed at Joey Kiss. Any truth in that?
A: WHERE DO U PPL COME FROM? i haven't even began writing the fucker - how could it already be decided a revenge album?
ON SECOND THOUGHT - I;M GONNA AIM IT STRAIGHT 4 U
Q: If you follow in the footsteps of years past, are you planning on allowing Joey Kiss to stay living in Grimaldi at your home?
A: WUT
HE;S DADDY
THIS IS A CONFUSING QUESTION...
PURPLE?
Q: You seem like the type to cry yourself asleep at night...what's up with that?
A: U TELL ME - i also look like the type to hunt down fans and murder them in their sleep
#insomnia
Q: Who do you love more - Joey or Jimmy?
A: JOHNNY
the forgotten kiss brother
Q: Who is going to babysit Quetzy on tour? Joey or Jimmy?
A: why not headlock? what ruled him out? he's great at dressing my child in mismatching clothing, playing death metal around her and giving her candy past 8 PM. he's a dandy. matter of fact, he's hired right now and going under my contract.
Q: There's word that you may go "off the grid" in the wilderness of Monticello to record your album. You've done it before - why not do it again?
A: Because apparently my secret hiding spot ain't so secret anymore!
Q: Aren't you still on speed?
.....again, apparently my secret ain't such a secret anymore!
;P
Q: Would you ever date another woman?
A: WHY DO U THINK I KEEP STAZ SO CLOSE?
Q: What influences you in your art? Your writing; music; filmmaking?
A: not TV
not radio
not the magazines
LIFE
go live it. it's outside...on planet earth...i think
Q: Quetzy is sure growing up to be quite the beautiful little lady - have you any ideas of introducing her to the entertainment industry?
A: 2 LATE ALREADY DID + IT DIDN'T WORK
i took a photo of her holding a wild barn kitty by a river and was told by the local newspaper that i STAGED THE SCENE and if it didn't look so fake, Q would have pulled the pag' and became monticello's pint-sized itty bitty baby glamour queen.
come thru jonbenét ramsey!!
Q: No one actually thinks you're talented - all people care about is your personal drama.
A: question was that not.
Q: In one interview, Joey mentioned that you were a true crime buff and that you would drive him "up the wall" with hours of crime scene footage and police deposition videos...any truth in that?
A: O YA DETECTIVE DOLL REPORTING 4 DUTY!
Q: What is your favorite famous murder case?
A: 2 MANY 2 COUNT : charlie manson...richard ramirez...menendez brothers...OJ...i solve unsolved mysteries in my off hours
Q: What's your favorite food? The best dish you've ever had?
A: my #1 favorite food is : OXYGEN
best dish i've ever had : your integrity
Q: Jimmy told a reporter candidly that you two continuted your friendship via correspondence through letters throughout the years. Any elaboration on that?
A: 4 ME 2 KNOW + U 2 FIND OUT!!! I'LL XEROX U COPIES WUT'S UR ADDRESS
Q: What do you actually know about Black Magic?
A: i've watched scooby doo like...a lot
i could teach the class on scooby doo
Q: Oh yeah? What's your favorite episode?
A: THE 1 W/ THE CREEPER
i always thought he was so misunderstood
that creeper
just like the night stalker
richie ramirez really floated my boat, if you know what i mean!
Q: Speaking of Scooby Doo, what cartoons does Quetzy like now that she's a little older?
A: she really likes anything harmony korine
her favorite TV show is about drag queens
she's also been reading philip roth
i know, i know...i'll have to keep my eye on that little rugrat
Q: Where do you see your daughter in the future?
A: leading the revolution...
Q: Are you planning on putting Q into public school, private school or homeschooling her?
A: SHE'LL TEACH HERSELF JUST FINE
TRUST ME
or i'll just send her to finishing school ala the 1950s
Q: Who or what are you? I'm confused.
A: ME 2
well, let's see......that's a loaded question if i've ever heard one.
astrologically, i'm a capricorn-aquarius, on the cusp. i'm down to earth but very much a storyteller; capricorn is oft represented by pan, as in peter pan. so, in a sense, i'm a dreamer, never wanting to grow up, but on the other hand, i'm independent and ambitious. i'm a conundrum. truly wish i could be more help, but, well, i can't.
Q: How tall is Jimmy Kiss?
A: 6'3"...6'6" with heels
;)
Q: What's your favorite song on the radio right now?
A: "made in japan"
-buck owens
-1972
in other doll news, kathleen has ditched her classic kinderwhore babydoll dress from the 70s for a pair of railroad worker's stripey overalls from the great depression. although our baby babble is giving 50% hobo, 25% 'it' girl and 25% don't give a fuck, i have been clocking her from the jump. next she's going to trade in her ballet slippers for a pair of disco rollerskates
and her ratty blonde locks are going to turn into cotton candy. it's only a matter of time until she goes full blown schizo nuts and shocks the world by taking a vow of silence in the mountains with the monks.
