do you remember the flower children? the freaks? the pretty people?

 
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do you remember kathleen's original group of pretty people, which included, but was not limited to :

  • flower children
  • punks
  • bikies
  • pretty and beautiful people
  • kinderwhores 
  • grrrls 
  • silver-spooners
  • club brats
  • disco dollies
  • freaks and weirdos 
  • grunge-o's

if you don't remember - basically kathleen's camp of hangers-on got so large at one point that she moved them all to a commune in monticello where they could live off of the land and not her land, feel me?
the commune was called a lot of things, but "the freak farm" seemed to stick.
anyways, they're still at large in monticello after...oh, you know...the freak fest that was totally freaky and totally festy in 2012. you know what else it was? it was a total shitshow nightmare from pigfuck land and that's putting it with some sugar on top.
with kathleen creeping around monticello lately - and she has been creeping - a lot of people are wondering if it's going to be freak fest, the remix this summer. so far, the doll camp has yet to issue a statement.
jimmy kiss joked to the papers, though, the other day that the famous couple will soon be back snatching headlines "freaky fast." 
so, be ready to drain your life savings fund and/or inheritance from your namesake, because if there's a freak fest II, you can best believe that means £10 waters, £20 slices of pizza and £50 for a measly hit of acid! whatta rip!

doll documentary by her, starring her...

 
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directed by her, written by her and soundtrack arranged by her
also costume design, special effects and craft service will be done by her as well...

kathleen has secretly been filming "a day in the life of the doll" (working title) for over three years - which would mean pre-pregnancy doll scenes full of crack-cocaine, tattered ballet slippers and spliffs for days - and just finally squawked about the production.

apparently, and unbeknownst to us - her true blue fanbase - she has been collecting footage since late 2013 and is nearing the final cut. third in the collection of doll films - alongside DIG! and HEP! - kathleen gave her vow that there will be no other films with her likeness will never ever ever again and if you want a front-row seat to the one and only doll's misadventures, just wait until the flick comes out in theatres, darling!  

speaking of, i have yet to mention the real title of the picture :

DOLL!

it's probably going to be some kind of tarantino-y, kubrick-y type of piece...like being john malkovich, only being the doll. basically the visual version of what "true cielo story" and "true isle of grimaldi story" have given us historically. all i know is, she's going to produce, star and, um, do the soundtrack the house down! 

plus, she has since fired troublemaker director holzy von holzhausen, more likely for his tendency to have set romances than his actual work performance. who knows, though? i've never tried to understand kathleen's thought process, just follow it. 

anyways, here's the list of potential, rumored and otherwise people not affiliated with the project, but that most likely will be (and in no particular order of hotness) : 

  • johnny frigiletti (has documented several lost boys tours; did minor work on DIG! and HEP!)

  • bram goodman (yes, beau's older, better, more handsome and actually employed brother)

  • casamir pulaski and kavinski pulaski (polish filmmaking brothers out of, well, poland)

  • olly oxenfree (not sure if that's his birth name, or...)

  • trigger johnson (researched and is his birth name)

and - last but not least :

  • JOHNNY KISS!

stay tuned for updates! 
TL; DR: the doll has another project in the works and it's all visual, baby.