you've got to hang it to the doll's fans - if they didn't support her, who would? no one, that's who!
and hopefully, for her sake, they can continue to support her, because the beautiful one doesn't have much to do this summer. DIG! was set to premiere in the fall, but kathleen purposely pushed it to the summertime to clear her schedule; ☺ has been put on hold until further notice. other than bothering the riot house staff and answering fanmail, the doll has nothing but time on her hands. speaking of fanmail.....time to suffer!
Q: Missed me, missed me, now you've got to...?
A: MY MOM AND YOUR MOM WERE HANGING OUT CLOTHESQ: I read somewhere that you and Jimmy were secretly married. Is that for real?
A: snot true!!!
Q: Do you use coupons?
A: ROFL
Q: Have you ever done something completely disgusting, just because someone paid you? (Note : heroin doesn't count!)
A: if heroin doesn't count - I DON'T WANNA PLAY
Q: Do you charge admission to your house parties?
A: ....SUCKERS!
Q: No, really. If I come to Cielo, I want to see 10050 Lonesome Lane.
A: that costs money too
Q: Who do you love?
A: i love the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
Q: I read once that, during the writing of ☺, you suffered from insomnia. What's the truth in this?
A: I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE
Q: Have you ever had team sex?
A: what's team sex? I'LL WIN.
Q: When you drive, do you drive the speed limit?
A: LIMITS ARE 4 SQUARES
Q: Paranoid?
A: COYOTE
Q: You worried?
A: the doll, worry? IDGAF
Q: Which of Jimmy's features do you like most?
A: BUTT - next question
Q: What's next for the Doll?
A: first, cielo - THEN, THE WORLD
Q: If I wanted to take you out for hamburgers - sans the tomatoes - would you let me?
A: i never eat.....HAMBURGERS
Q: This question is for Jimmy Kiss : When you finally leave that eyesore Kat, do you think she'll become a harpy? I do.
A: WHY I OUGHTA - harpy? really? JIMMY'S THE HARPY
Q: Are you happy with your life?
A: i'm happy with death
Q: Wow, I was reading Hep Parade the other day and I saw that you have a copy of the Satanic Bible in your Riot House bungalow. Never figured you for a Devil-worshipper.
A: SATAN'S MY #1 FAN - 666!!!
Q: Beau Goodman, Marynard B. Alberkraut or Jimmy Kiss?
A: beau is garbage, maynard is green - jimmy's the still point of my turning world
Q: Isn't Beau dead?
A: worse - HEMMED UP
Q: Did you break up with Maynard because he doesn't like to party?
A: KRAUT PARTIES LIKE IT'S 1999 - he takes a whiskey sour at the riot house when i'm nice enough to give him drink tickets
Q: Okay - then what is it? Did he not put out?
A: PASS
Q: Sodapop likes to talk about you in the papers like there's no tomorrow - what's one of his dirty little secrets?
A: mother and father used to call him "the mistake" - one time they put him in the oven with the gas on as a young child
Q: God loves you.
A: cod? what cod do you speak of? THERE IS NO COD.
Q: Who is this Loyal character I keep hearing about?
A: LOYAL IS THE DUKE OF PUKE
Q: I don't get it - are the Lost Boys greasers, or are they punks?
A: GREASY PUNKS
Q: What is the Coston Fox?
A: the coston fox is your friend. he lurks nearby lonesome lane, but on coston - THE COSTON FOX LOVES CIELO
Q: You have it so easy - some would kill to be in your shoes.
A: ROFL - some have tried to kill to be in these shoes
Q: Why would anyone, in their right mind, drive all the way up Lonesome Lane?
A: to see the doll of course! JUST GO2 THE END OF THE LANE!
Q: Trotsky seems like the little brother of the 10050 - does he have a nickname?
A: Baby Bear
all i have to say is - harpy.