GRRRL

that's the only word you need to know!

kathleen released via the pretty people club today that her first album with the prom queens would be titled : GRRRL.

the doll has always been slow on the uptake and must not have realized that her album name was leaked months ago and we're all with the program. GRRRL sounds like it's going to be totes power. i feel it. i can't wait to put it on my stereo and annoy my neighbors. seriously.

i am so glad kathleen got a guitar. i'm just mad it took her so long, because you know her album will be full of shitty solos since she barely just learned what a chord is! you know, you would think with a musical genius fiancé like joey kiss, she would know at least a tab by now, but no such luck...

just kidding! the doll is a gift to the music industry and they should consider themselves lucky for her deciding to wail! her music should be shot into space for future generations to discover and worship. she is all of the rock gods from the 1970s rolled into a sparkly, angry, blonde wrecking ball. 

doll goes to big gay halloween ball at the riot house

takes joey kiss as her plus one, instead of an eight-ball like she probably wanted

and yes, joey does clean up quite well. i'm slowly working my way back into his corner.

kathleen arrived with a fleet of drag queens, did several interviews on the rainbow carpet about how gays will soon rule the earth and was basically the sparkly fairy of the night. she had several outfit changes, but my favorite look was the number she wore at the after-party. adjusting her halo and like she just stepped off a cloud from heaven, she donned a semi-sun, statue of liberty-esque golden crown. she wore a glittering skintight, flesh-colored dress with a goddess-like, indian-inspired ghoonghat atop her crown, draping down over her shoulders. 

1. kiss yet again looked like he had escaped live from the filming of grease 3 in full costume during the prom scene; but, it was working for him and i applaud his efforts. it is the second time in the history of joey kiss - the first being at the premiere of HEP! - where he looked 75% of decent and i'm very proud. however, i do believe that the reason behind that comes from his raggedy, gutter-inspired rags that he wore at the DIG! premiere and didn't want to be confused for a hobo again.

as for the benefit - it was not just an excuse to put on a costume and do drugs. tickets began at £1,000! there was also a silent auction going on in the beginning of the night, as well as a scholarship giveaway. in all, the event raised £250,000 and the funds will be divided among LGBT centers in arcadia, cielo and the isle of grimaldi.
during her last speech of the night, she thanked the LGBT community (duh) for being a large part of her life - hello! our girl's life is the gays. she has makeup artists, stylists, quetzy's nanny and basically every staff member at the riot house on her team, as well as countless other queens! she also described how she always felt more accepted by the gays than the straighties, which makes complete sense because straight men suck. straight males only utilize 2% of their pea brains. gays, trannies and lesbians are all known to be on the upper echelon of society's VIP list and you don't need to be stephen hawking to figure that one out!

in all, the doll can now fly a rainbow flag - not just her freak flag.