lumberjack kiss and his future bride celebrate thanksgiving

 
 

at the arcadian riot house

kathleen and joey are busy planning their wedding, but never too busy for a party! instead of having a getty with their families or hosting a big dinner for friends, they opted to have a dinner for both at the riot house in arcadia.

the kisses have been holed up in monticello, putting the finishing touches on their latest real estate purchase : the cabin joey built for kathleen as an engagement gift. or engagement bribe, depending on which school of thought you subscribe to. 

"the log house", as it's been called by the locals for years, isn't really a cabin...it's more of a love project in the middle of nowhere, on a lake, located in a county where it's legal to shoot anybody on your front lawn, be it gas, liquid or solid. so, it's basically the end-all of doll homes and could possibly double as an off-the-grid hideout in case kathleen decides to go unibomber on everyone. it's totes probably, now that she's getting old and bitter. aka nearing 30.

a lot of word is going around, mostly saying the engagement and/or marriage will never work, considering joey and kathleen have been on and off since they got together! so, it makes sense that the shack's paint is just now drying. bless him, though. joey made her an IOU and actually followed through.

it's come out that he oversaw the construction of the cabin and even spent three months in monticello aiding the construction. again, with paparazzi posted up outside of his home, i really don't see how he vanished into thin air. and, don't assume he wasn't sitting by the campfire, shooting up and yelling at workers that they missed a spot. oh no - he was there, in the trenches, putting up sheetrock and wearing a hardhat. or what have you. 

but decorating a new cabin and building fires in the stove can wait, because it's thanksgiving! kathleen and joey ditched monticello and hauled their cookies to arcadia for the night to spend it with about 300 of their closest mates. the riot house served up dinner - they even broke out the fancy shit - and then afterward kathleen played an acoustic set with joey. quetzy ran around the stage being cute. all in all, it was good times. kathleen also bore no signs of a baby bump, but was not seen drinking. knowing how much she loves to mess with the press, it wouldn't surprise me if she was sneaking hits of whiskey off her flask in the bathroom or something. 

the wedding of the century is about to be on and popping!

 
 

joey pops the question...again!

it recently came out in the hep parade true isle of grimaldi story that when joey asked kathleen to marry him the first time, it was not as champagne-popping of a moment, like we all thought. instead, it was more of a little house on the prairie-type deal...

now, since we all know remember what happened like it was yesterday : joey broke her heart and started dating heroin; she ran around, doing her single thing and then they got back together again like nothing happened. we all also know that this cabin in the woods is totes a great idea, but the paparazzi know his every move and let's be real - joey hasn't been photographed building a goddamn thing.

but, somehow her did!

this weekend, joey took kathleen on a surprise motorbike journey to monticello...again...and on the other side of a small lake, was a small cabin, basically screaming marry me kathleen!

joey - right on cue - told her that this was all hers, should she choose to accept joey kiss as her husband forever and ever. to sweeten the deal, there was even a rocking chair in the front and a hound dog for effect, blah blah blah...you know where this is going...
needless to say, our girl said yes, and once again is she engaged to be mrs. kiss. awwww. cue the doves and the harps and cupid fluttering around. how sweet. maybe there is hope for us single losers out there.

the happy couple has obviously been unavailable for comments, concerns or congratulations because they are either too busy doing it or too busy doing it. so don't ask!