kathleen's rent boy is working around the clock in arcadia; and, no, for once it's not to support the doll's nasty nose candy habit!
joey hit the studio in arcadia with the lost boys - the band was signed soon after being attacked at the freak festival last year - to work on their latest album, L3 M3OW. the young kiss was asked to join the project after hep parade- the company of which kathleen is contracted out by - signed joey under their name.
the lost boys want their record to be a concept album and have asked joey to produce the likely sensation. the boys are already showing boatloads of promise - as a trial, 500 copies of the first single, "a cowboy needs a horse," were released at arcadia's premier record shop and within ten minutes, all 500 copies had been sold. still, it may all be too good to be true - sodapop leaked to the press that pregnant kathleen is worried joey is partying more than working.
spending most of his time in the studio, joey hasn't seen his 1999 lisbon drive home since last year! kiss claims that his lack of presence is an effort to wrap the album as quickly as possible - so he can spend a heap of time with his knocked up fiancée. he told flashers, "no money - no funny," and that he's surely soon to be as famous as his old lady. well, i'm not buying it and neither is the doll!
soda is certain that kathleen is certain joey is out boozing it up and that her feelings are really hurt - the expectant father has also skipped out on important doctor's appointments, which left the doll dangerously close to the edge of grabbing her shotgun and a shovel to begin the kiss genocide at once. the beautiful one's loudmouthed brother also made it seem like the doll has no life now; and said that, every night, baby babble stays up super duper late and waits for joey to come home - only he never does! sodapop pretty much confirmed that kathleen switches between staring longingly out the window for a glimpse of joey and staring longingly at the telephone for a call from joey.
the stories were all put to rest today when journalists cornered the million dollar brat and inquired as to if joey really was writing her off or if it's just idle gossip. she didn't any questions, naturally; only responding with, "the joke is on all you assholes - now go kill yourselves."