the doll is such a hoot! her latest composition for hep parade magazine has me thinking that she doesn't take anyone - except herself - seriously! if she continues on like this, she won't have any fans left! well, other than myself.
in fact, i'm almost convinced that the beautiful one made up most of these questions by herself. the only one that i'm not sure about is : "I'll be at the Riot House tomorrow - I'll have your eight-ball ready. I'll be wearing a shirt that says "Satan Loves Me."" if that's not jimmy kiss, then i don't know what is!
Q: Do you think Jimmy Kiss still cares about you?
A: i don't think
Q: Are you single now or what?
A: or what
Q: I heard that you fucked for fame - is that true?
A: hey, i heard that too!!!!!
Q: Is the Riot House only for your friends or can normal people stay there too?
A: WEIRDOS ONLY - what is this 'normal' shit?
Q: You always look so gross - when did you get that jean jacket, 1996?
A: ROFL - you are so right, i am so filthy it's disgusting
Q: Are you mean in real life or is that just your reputation?
A: i like being mean.......BUT NOT TO YOU
Q: You know that you're totally going to hell when you die, right?
A: HELL NEEDS ME - heaven doesn't deserve me
Q: You need to clean up your act and quit with the drugs bullshit and find a nice boyfriend - not Jimmy or Beau.
A: LOL WUT - shut up headlock!
Q: What kind of drugs do you want, I can get you anything. I know people who know people - let's party!
A: I WANT THEM ALL - LET'S HUG
Q: I really like your columns for Hep Parade and I can't wait for DIG! and ☺ to come out - what's next after that?
A: ALOTTA FREAKS!
Q: I like what you're doing - we should get together. I can make you famous.
A: talk to my agent
Q: Are you really into the Devil?
A: YES HAIL SATAN 666
Q: Have you ever blown Beau Goodman?
A: i have done blow with him - LOL FOILIES!
Q: You really do like your heroin, don't you?
A: not enough
Q: No one care about anything you do - you mean nothing.
A: LOL WUT
Q: How fun is the Riot House on a scale of 1-10?
A: there is no scale for disco
Q: Is Disco all you play at the Riot House?
A: no, we also play punk rawk, doo wop do wop, heavy metal, polka and funk - why? WHAT'S IT TO YOU? WRITING A BOOK OR SOMETHING?
Q: I'll be at the Riot House tomorrow - I'll have your eight-ball ready. I'll be wearing a shirt that says "Satan Loves Me."
A: no one loves you - NOT EVEN SATAN
Q: Did you love Jimmy Kiss?
A: i don't love
Q: Do you really roll your own doobies? I thought you would have someone for that...
A: ROFL - if the doll were a country, rolling up doobs would be the national pastime
Q: Who is @heavyhorse?
A: well it's most definitely not JOEY KISS
Q: What's your favorite thing to do in Cielo?
A: DO SPEEDBALLS COUNT?? LOL
Q: Do you have any friends?
A: no, i pay trotsky, ludo and maynard to hang out with me
Q: So, let me guess, you're just one of the average Cielo airheads, right?
A: no - ABOVE AVERAGE
this is why i love her! she tells the best jokes.