doll gives joey a christmas prezzy he'll never forget

future mrs. kiss ends christmas by throwing tree at baby daddy joey

i truly wish this story was a joke and out of some tabloid writer's pile of rejected work, but...sadly...it's not.

today, the owner of the super fancy and VIP only tropigala lounge in grimaldi phoned into the local newspaper's office and told them about christmas with the doll and how he even had the film to back up his wild tale.....

the owner said that right around three in the morning (with the bar closing at five), a very, very angry doll had headlock throw and hold the door open, so that she could drag in a disshelved christmas tree - most likely from the brisk walk there - and proceeded to throw it in joey's direction. most likely it was more kathleen dragging the tree sassily and plopping it somewhere near joey. come on guys, that must be a major exaggeration. she can barely lift her flip-phone (which she got from a 2003 time vault along with her signed album from coal chamber), let alone lift and throw a tree all by her lonesome. 

the owner commented that after our queen left in a huff - no mention of what choice words she had for joey - he picked up the tree, propped it up in a champagne bucket and plugged it in! he says he plans to keep it lit until may, because it's technically priceless now that the doll has her fingerprints on it. wow. 

otherwise, that's the christmas the doll had! sitting at home with the baby, looking out the window while joey got slammed at a nearby pub, until she strolled in and slammed the family christmas tree down right next to him and his tumbler of whiskey. classic.

g. giotto is about to be 6 feet under

and the doll is going to be on the first 48

and that is straight from our girl's mouth! 

today kathleen appeared on a very popular and a very televised arts programme to discuss, promote and plug shady lake; but of course spent about 30 seconds discussing shady lake, and the rest of the time talking about her personal life. LOL.

apparently, last night kathleen and triple g - g. gio giotto - were out in grimaldi, at fancy schmancy tropigala lounge and grille having dinner, when baby daddy joey's name became the topic of conversation - according to patrons - and gio popped off. guests at the restuarant said that the two did not give even 1/2 a fuck that they were in public and began having a very intense row in front of everyone.

the best part came - one customer said - when a waiter came over and tried to tell the doll to hush, to which she whipped her head around and screeched, "i don't give a fuck!" in his face and then went right back to yelling at gio. the waiter should have taken the cue to respond, "well, you should give a fuck!" but feared his impending doom and skipped away from kathleen.

the argument ended with the doll throwing her drink in his face and turned heel to walk out of the restaurant. from there, the manager commented that giotto went to the bathroom, punched a mirror and left without paying the bill. classy.

after that, bystanders commented that he hopped from bar to bar, annoying locals and causing more of a raucous. one person said they saw him peeing off of the roof of a bar; another said they saw him and a group of pals punch walls and kick mirrors off of parked cars.

um.......am i wrong or is gio a grown ass man? why in the hell is he running around like he just had his first cocktail, punching glass and acting like a fool? he is really showing his ass right now and i wouldn't be surprised if baby babble changes the locks on his ass and keeps it moving.

anyways, this morning, reporters caught up with the doll outside of her huge bougie mansion - nicknamed the "coco cave" - and all she had to comment was : "you know, gio is so lucky; he was about to be 6 feet under and i was going to be on the first 48." LOL.