spooky poltergeist on the shady lake set!

ZOMG doll! get your shit and get out of there!

sodapop told reporters today that one of their sets for the shady lake film set burned to the ground last night...right after they filmed a late-night séance scene! soda said that's not the only spooky activity taking place - he said that lights have come crashing down, several spooky shadows have been reported on set, etc.

if you ask me, shady lake was always doomed from the beginning because dumb doll let the bleach go to her brain when she hired argosy burns. luckily all footage has subsequently been thrown in the trash.

in true doll form, kathleen has production at a standstill until her shaman comes to clear the place of evil spirits. i'll bet the people backing the film will love that! plus, you know it's just an excuse for our girl to smoke doobies in her trailer, make sure her fake eyelashes are on just right for her closeup and languidly flirt with cute boys via her dressing room phone. since when has the doll been scared of anything, let alone a little ghost? ahem, lest she forgot she just moved back into the 312; that place has more ghosts stalking the property than humans.

let's throw it wayyyy back

it's time to take a trip back in time! 

no, not to when kathleen was in high school and the above photo was taken...our girl has decided to move back into her famous dollhouse in arcadia.

i think she will always have a soft spot for her first estate, affectionately nicknamed 'the dollhouse,' located at 312 overlook lane. it known as 'skid row' to locals, despite many affluent residents. let us not forget the many booze and drug-filled years hiding out behind it's walls; and let us not forget the tumultuous relationship with wet mop jimmy kiss - despite these bad juju vibes, the doll has selected to move back into her old haunt. even though she has a handful of other homes she could live in that don't house spooky spirits and memories you could file under not good.

baby q, brother sodapop, wrangler headlock, cook shuggie bo bellski and caretaker/nanny ludo ludovic will be joining her, naturally, as her squad. who knows what joey kiss will do concerning his weekly visitations, but honestly, who cares? last anyone checked, he still had a pulse and he was on the planet, so.............