i've been missing the doll lately, so i was happily surprised to find her fiancé joey kiss' name in the papers today. not only did joey spill that the baby will be a girl; but pretty on the inside magazine - in an effort to show the public what a healthy, happy couple the kisses really are - asked the two to come up with a list of their three favorite baby names :
KATHLEEN
1.) jesus
2.) lux zarathustra
3.) coco rodriguez
JOEY
1.) julia jane
2.) sharon abbie
3.) nancy stella
okay, i think it's time for the doll to get her monthly head-check. WTF is with her choice of names? she's got to be pulling our legs with that coco shit! then again, it's not like joey's list is any better - all of his names sound like they could easily pass for the handle of any 1940's WWII pin-up girl.
in response to the news that their baby is female, joey said, "i'm on cloud 9 that we'll have a girl, may she eventually rule the world."
kathleen also commented with, "people are showering me with love - it's all very surreal. no, bizarre - that's a better word. actually, uncanny. it's all very uncanny to joey and i." i'm sure that's probably true; being pregnant is like being in outer space to the doll - she can't rail lines of china white every fifteen minutes or guzzle booze 'round the clock anymore.