while the doll has been laid up getting pregnanter and pregnanter - and also while joey has been laid up off the heroin needle - a crew of big, grizzly bear construction men have been hard at work finishing the second riot house. located in the trendy downtown area, on the corner of nova boulevard and 1st street, hotel and nightclub opened its doors for the first time last night to all the lovers of arcadia. lines of people wrapped around the block for hours and by midnight, the hotel had no vacancies. kathleen, who has been resting low profile from the fence in arcadia for the past few weeks, was not set to attend the event; yet, when she heard about the crowds, she hopped in the gravedigger and hit the gas.
still, sideways reporters were clearly the last thing on the kisses' minds as they graced the disco dancefloor - though the doll is nine months pregnant. the club was completed with the 'man-in-the-moon' piece which features a gigantic full moon with a man's face...as well as a gigantic spoonful of blow being shoveled into the nose. if anyone's wondering what a sweeping art installation promoting cocaine usage is doing in the middle of a club, that has the doll written all over it.
but the best part of this story came when, outside of the club, one of kathleen's mates passed out cold of a heroin overdose. the incident took place early this morning and left everybody stunned.....everybody except kathleen, that is! the doll waddled up and wasted no time in snapping, "don't worry - it's just an overdose, i know what to do," at the photographers who were too busy snapping pictures to listen. naturally today's headlines read, "KATHLEEN : DON'T WORRY - IT'S JUST AN O.D." she's totally going to be a great mom.