and only the pretty people are allowed to read it!
kathleen held a very ladylike and demure tea party in the ballroom of the arcadian riot house this afternoon to celebrate launching the pretty people club magazine and later on, hosted a celebration at the il coyote country club in the early evening. i'm glad she's learned her lesson - slurp tea with the rich people, your bosses, by day and snort drugs with the kids, your target market, by night.
she announced that not only would she be extending the shelflife of her fanmail column with hep parade while continuing to write books and star in films, but now heading the pretty people club as well - ☺ is going to be on the backburner, so she can have time to put the finishing touches on HEP!.
.still, she's the president of the pretty people club now and that includes not weaseling out of highly important presidential duties. and, did i just lose my mind or did the doll seriously promise more fanmail? NO!!!!!! i would rather have a feral alley cat scratch my eyeballs out than read more of that shit!
the best part came during the doll's champagne toast :
"someone asked me why i started my own magazine......i was tired of the suits getting all of the hookers and cocaine..."
LOL. now, even though we all know that the pretty people club is going to have already gone down in flames by the same time next year, i still want to take it upon myself to formally wish kathleen luck on her latest foray. she is so in demand right now that she can barely spit on the sidewalk without some photographer having a conniption fit. besides - i hear ☺ is going to knock us all dead.