doll rolls ankle in grimaldi

our girl is such a clumsy clown!

baby mama kathleen and her counterpart joey kiss are currently on a lovely family holiday with baby quetzalith lux on the isle of 8-balls. she was bike riding with joey today throughout the island when, in a series of quick, unfortunate, unplanned, shambolic movements, she took a tumble. i wanted to add 'cat-like' and 'graceful' there, but i can't because kathleen actually injured herself. no word on if she was super drunk at the time, but my guess is hell yes, totally yes, she was...

anyways, joey kiss, in a series of actions similar to that of a greek god, scooped up his girl and carried her to the nearest business until an ambulance came. yes, a fucking ambulance.

she was immediately rushed to hospital and treated as if she had just been in a major automobile accident. she emerged from the ER in a walking cast hours later and skipped happily off into the sunset with a prescription for heavy duty pain pills. hurrah!

woop! woop! dat's da sound of da police

remember beau badman? 

everyone remembers beau badman for famously stalking our doll years ago when she famously had an affair with him, while she was with jimmy kiss at the time. ah, those were the day. back when things were easy and the cocaine was a-flowin'!

flash forward to today : passengers on a plane from cielo to arcadia got hit with strong doses of class, opulence and dumpster as they watched an almost 30 year-old drunk beau badman being dragged off the flight and into a squad car.

like many of us, beau is totally a disciple of the church of the rolling stones, because he had a bottle of hooch stashed in his carry-on. he obviously is used to the drill and knew that at some point during the hour flight, he would be cut off. before landing, the pilot called ahead and asked police to meet them with a pair of handcuffs and a squad car so they could take beau to a nice, cozy jail cell with his name on it.

a representative for the airport did confirm a drunken passenger, but wouldn't name beau in the matter. they did confirm, though, that beau badman is still holding on to his #1 spot on the health department's most wanted list.