and it's a wonder she even has any fans at all!
because summer is right around the corner, i naturally assumed that the doll would be gearing up for the season by burying herself in a bottle of booze - but i would be wrong! instead of speedballing speedballs, kat's been at her hep parade office every. goddamn. day. i don't even like jokes, so i'm not kidding. she's supposed to be writing her book, so you know she's doing everything but.
instead, she's been working her fingers to the bone.....answering her fanmail. and from the sounds of it, she's not going to have many followers left once they read her replies.
i shit you not - katty cakes is a straight up bitch!
Q: Why do you do the things you do?
A: fais rentrer les euros
Q: What's your favorite thing about the 312?
A: the fact that you can't come there!
Q: Yeah? I'm glad I'm not there, loser!
A: me too. I AM A LOSER. i hope the tears pouring down my face short-circuit the keyboard, so i never have to deal with garbage pails like you anymore!
Q: How long is Jimmy's penis?
A: "well, how long's a piece of string?"
Q: Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex with Jimmy?
A: UNDER YOUR BED
Q: Who is Cool Breeze?
A: someone i blowed and did blow with
Q: Why cocaine?
A: because heroin was more expensive that go-around
Q: Why heroin?
A: why not? who is this - HEADLOCK?
Q: What is your new book about?
A: daisy chains, the devil and big, black leather boots, whips and denim jackets - pink lipstick and tattoos
Q: Is Jimmy Jewish?
A: well, he is circumcised if that's what you're angling at
Q: How come you get away with everything you do?
A: if you had as much money as i do, you could get away with anything too
Q: Besides, "Baby Babble," does Jimmy have any other pet names for you?
A: WILD HONEYPIE
Q: What do you call him?
A: MUD - my little spoonful of sugar
Q: Do you love Jimmy?
A: I DON'T LOVE
Q: What is Jimmy's favorite thing that you make him?
A: it's called "IT'S A SURPRISE" and i make it for him every night
Q: Who makes more money - you or Jimmy?
A: jimmy baked the bread and i brought home the bacon
Q: Those close to you say that what is reported in the newspapers is completely false and that the articles printed in the magazines are dead on - but all the things printed in the papers mostly come from Sodapop's mouth - so, which is it?
A: LOL - who said they were close to me?
Q: Is Sodapop your real brother?
A: no, he was adopted as a baby. don't tell him, though, it'd break his little heart.
Q: What's the most drug-riddled club in Arcadia on a Saturday night?
A: 312 SKID ROW, ARCADIA - but don't come, because you're not invited
after reading this, i've come to the conclusion that kathleen needs better fans. now, with that out of the way - get back to work, doll! asses and elbows! ☺ isn't going to write itself!