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this is the type of “news” i live for, i’m telling you!
today, for reasons we’ll probably never know or understand, the doll did a live broadcast from the pretty people studios about her foray into the loony bin. she was basically the 2k18 lisa rowe.
again, not sure what prompted this desire to spill all the beans and let all the cats out of their bags, but it happened. she started by saying, “you know that movie girl, interrupted?” and us, the audience, nodded slowly and apprehensively. “well, that was my 2018.” let’s not lie, doll - it was probably a chunk of your 2019 too.

baby babble went on to say that she was hospitalized and sent to rehab after her PR agent said she “just took a bit too many pills” and that jimmy kiss found her on the bathroom floor. apparently she was unresponsive, even to some of her favorite words : foilie, lollies, spliff, fizzy drink, sugar, punk rock, kiss, etc.
at that point, jimmy decided to 5150 her and have her hospitalized for 48 hours that, um, led to several months. “i wasn’t eating,” she said, “just drinking tea and smoking spliffs.” she forgot to mention the many nights of being cracked-out, playing magical tunes off her glass trombone.

she mentioned the possibility of turning her days in the cuckoo’s nest into a memoir, but said that under the recommendation of her doctors, it wasn’t “the right time.”
but it is the right time for some anti-psychotics, it sounds!

she ended her trip down memory lane that lead to the nuthouse with, “but i’m all better now. i’m allowed to have yogurt, a cup of soup and…hazelnuts. and when i go for therapy, they let me play with the cats - when i first got there, i was on the third floor because they thought i was going to jump out the window.” cool! yeah, she sounds 100% better.

……NOT! psyche! please pray 4 her.

the times they are a-changin'

johnny headlock has been in loyal rock ‘n’ roll servitude to the doll well before she became an 'it' girl in arcadia. but, headlock is getting a little too old to be a security guard, wrangler and doll babysitter. today it was announced that headlock would be retiring within the summer. wowie zowie, it is the end of an era.

i'm sure headlock will get some kind of severance package for all is years of undying servitude. think of all the times he had to pull her out of the gutter; all the needles he had to pull out of in-between her toes; all the times he had to talk arcadian police from slapping handcuffs on her sweet little wrists.

rumor has it that forgotten kiss brother johnny kiss will be taking over the security position. well, security plus. security plus deescalation expert, part-time father figure, full-time wrangler; sometimes PR rep and all-the-time apology giver. the eldest kiss mostly has experience with being a schmoozeball within the film industry, so let's see if he makes it past the probation period.