the times they are a-changin'
johnny headlock has been in loyal rock ‘n’ roll servitude to the doll well before she became an 'it' girl in arcadia. but, headlock is getting a little too old to be a security guard, wrangler and doll babysitter. today it was announced that headlock would be retiring within the summer. wowie zowie, it is the end of an era.
i'm sure headlock will get some kind of severance package for all is years of undying servitude. think of all the times he had to pull her out of the gutter; all the needles he had to pull out of in-between her toes; all the times he had to talk arcadian police from slapping handcuffs on her sweet little wrists.
rumor has it that forgotten kiss brother johnny kiss will be taking over the security position. well, security plus. security plus deescalation expert, part-time father figure, full-time wrangler; sometimes PR rep and all-the-time apology giver. the eldest kiss mostly has experience with being a schmoozeball within the film industry, so let's see if he makes it past the probation period.