the doll is a shiny, happy people
before 2k19 ends and 2020 begins, the doll knew we all needed answers. answers to questions about her and only her. LOL. it's been a long decade for the doll - she's had a baby, banged two out of three kiss brothers, incited a riot, opened two riot houses, made a couple movies, watched a bunch of her cracky mates go to the great gig in the sky......the list goes on. point is - she's been there, done that and has basically given her life to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
Q: How have you been? We've missed you!
A: i don't really miss you, but i sure miss dunkaroosQ: Do you think you're fading from the spotlight? Fans seem concerned...
A: they should be. but i would burn out before fading awayQ: How did you get to where you are now?
A: with my charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent - in that orderQ: What do you want for Christmas?
A: to not have to do this anymoreQ: What's coming up in 2020 for the Doll?
A: HERE;S THE DEAL: i want to write my book in solace and peace; i want to work on my album and wailing skills to debut at the second freak fest; i want to wear only pink; i want to put rhinestones under my eyes so i can SPARKLE NEELY SPARKLE at all times; i want to eat candy, cake and sweets; i want to watch sunsets as much as possible; i want to swim in the ocean with my feet up; i want to not be botheredQ: Why should we care?
A: because...because the world is round, it turns me on
because the wind is high, it blows my mind
because the sky is blue, it makes me cryQ: Do you still do acid?
A: it's almost 2020, what do you think?Q: Are you going to give Quetzy a sibling?
A: LMFAO
HELL NO! she ruined my body, stole my youth and sucked my energyQ: What's the best meal you've ever eaten?
A: 6 jelly belly jellybeans, 3 cups of ginger tea, 1/4 cup of applesauce and some saltines
YUM YUMQ: What's your skincare routine?
A: putting rhinestones on my eyes
glitter on my eyelids
and drawing clouds on my face with eyelinerQ: What do you believe in, above all?
A: ......ROCK 'N' ROLL BABY - YEAH BABY!!Q: What do you call sex with Jimmy?
A: "burying the hatchet where it won't rust"Q: What's Jimmy Kiss' name in your phone?
A: GIMME DANGER LITTLE STRANGER JIMMY KISS HAS SIGNED INQ: What's Joey Kiss' name in your phone?
A: joey kiss...
but his ringtone is the theme from twilight zoneQ: What's the last thing you texted Jimmy Kiss?
A: no words - a picture of me, peeing at the top of a foggy mountain trail; wearing pink camo pants, a pink tie-dye bucket hat and pink stripey top - feeling myself like i was furl, the owner of the buildingQ: Are you ever going to bang Johnny Kiss?
A: ...ever going to?Q: So...are you really on crazy pills? Like, you went to the nuthouse and everything?
A: yes ma'am pam grape jelly jamQ: What was it like being in the loony bin?
A: SO GR8!! U SHOULD TRY! i had been sad for a really long time; maybe since i was seven or eight or something...i've been to see a bunch of doctors...i've been on a bunch of medications....so...maybe these mitts will do the trickQ: You're not going to off yourself are you?
A: WUT
no
i am way(yyyyy) too self-involved to do thatQ: What keeps you from, you know, getting depressed and running for the razors?
A: PPL LIKE U LMAOQ: Do we have any updates on your latest project(s)?
A: no. i'm not a fucking machine.Q: The next book better be something...your music sucks.
A: ....that's not what my six-album record deal says ya cuntQ: Gio Giotti?
A: let's not and say we didn'tQ: Is he still alive?
A: haven't checked 4 a pulse in yearsQ: What's a day-in-the-life of the Doll look like?
A: tea, cigarettes and doobies; documentaries (true crime, art history, celebrity scandals + the like); a soft, luxurious blanket; something sweet - my nights are spent by jimmy kiss, whether by choice or by force, by hook or by crook!Q: Do you think there will ever come a day where you don't smoke weed?
A: GRAZING IN THE GRASS IS A GAS BABY CAN U DIG IT??
LOLLLLL. the grass is greener on the other side for her. honestly, i missed her crazy ass. the world feels like it's on tilt when the doll is in hiding.