the doll is a shiny, happy people

before 2k19 ends and 2020 begins, the doll knew we all needed answers. answers to questions about her and only her. LOL. it's been a long decade for the doll - she's had a baby, banged two out of three kiss brothers, incited a riot, opened two riot houses, made a couple movies, watched a bunch of her cracky mates go to the great gig in the sky......the list goes on. point is - she's been there, done that and has basically given her life to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.

Q: How have you been? We've missed you!
A: i don't really miss you, but i sure miss dunkaroos
Q: Do you think you're fading from the spotlight? Fans seem concerned...
A: they should be. but i would burn out before fading away
Q: How did you get to where you are now?
A: with my charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent - in that order
Q: What do you want for Christmas?
A: to not have to do this anymore
Q: What's coming up in 2020 for the Doll?
A: HERE;S THE DEAL: i want to write my book in solace and peace; i want to work on my album and wailing skills to debut at the second freak fest; i want to wear only pink; i want to put rhinestones under my eyes so i can SPARKLE NEELY SPARKLE at all times; i want to eat candy, cake and sweets; i want to watch sunsets as much as possible; i want to swim in the ocean with my feet up; i want to not be bothered
Q: Why should we care?
A: because...because the world is round, it turns me on
because the wind is high, it blows my mind
because the sky is blue, it makes me cry
Q: Do you still do acid?
A: it's almost 2020, what do you think?
Q: Are you going to give Quetzy a sibling?
A: LMFAO
HELL NO! she ruined my body, stole my youth and sucked my energy
Q: What's the best meal you've ever eaten?
A: 6 jelly belly jellybeans, 3 cups of ginger tea, 1/4 cup of applesauce and some saltines
YUM YUM
Q: What's your skincare routine?
A: putting rhinestones on my eyes
glitter on my eyelids
and drawing clouds on my face with eyeliner
Q: What do you believe in, above all?
A: ......ROCK 'N' ROLL BABY - YEAH BABY!!
Q: What do you call sex with Jimmy?
A: "burying the hatchet where it won't rust"
Q: What's Jimmy Kiss' name in your phone?
A: GIMME DANGER LITTLE STRANGER JIMMY KISS HAS SIGNED IN
Q: What's Joey Kiss' name in your phone?
A: joey kiss...
but his ringtone is the theme from twilight zone
Q: What's the last thing you texted Jimmy Kiss?
A: no words - a picture of me, peeing at the top of a foggy mountain trail; wearing pink camo pants, a pink tie-dye bucket hat and pink stripey top - feeling myself like i was furl, the owner of the building
Q: Are you ever going to bang Johnny Kiss?
A: ...ever going to?
Q: So...are you really on crazy pills? Like, you went to the nuthouse and everything?
A: yes ma'am pam grape jelly jam
Q: What was it like being in the loony bin?
A: SO GR8!! U SHOULD TRY! i had been sad for a really long time; maybe since i was seven or eight or something...i've been to see a bunch of doctors...i've been on a bunch of medications....so...maybe these mitts will do the trick
Q: You're not going to off yourself are you?
A: WUT
no
i am way(yyyyy) too self-involved to do that
Q: What keeps you from, you know, getting depressed and running for the razors?
A: PPL LIKE U LMAO
Q: Do we have any updates on your latest project(s)?
A: no. i'm not a fucking machine.
Q: The next book better be something...your music sucks.
A: ....that's not what my six-album record deal says ya cunt
Q: Gio Giotti?
A: let's not and say we didn't
Q: Is he still alive?
A: haven't checked 4 a pulse in years
Q: What's a day-in-the-life of the Doll look like?
A: tea, cigarettes and doobies; documentaries (true crime, art history, celebrity scandals + the like); a soft, luxurious blanket; something sweet - my nights are spent by jimmy kiss, whether by choice or by force, by hook or by crook!
Q: Do you think there will ever come a day where you don't smoke weed?
A: GRAZING IN THE GRASS IS A GAS BABY CAN U DIG IT??

LOLLLLL. the grass is greener on the other side for her. honestly, i missed her crazy ass. the world feels like it's on tilt when the doll is in hiding.

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this is the type of “news” i live for, i’m telling you!
today, for reasons we’ll probably never know or understand, the doll did a live broadcast from the pretty people studios about her foray into the loony bin. she was basically the 2k18 lisa rowe.
again, not sure what prompted this desire to spill all the beans and let all the cats out of their bags, but it happened. she started by saying, “you know that movie girl, interrupted?” and us, the audience, nodded slowly and apprehensively. “well, that was my 2018.” let’s not lie, doll - it was probably a chunk of your 2019 too.

baby babble went on to say that she was hospitalized and sent to rehab after her PR agent said she “just took a bit too many pills” and that jimmy kiss found her on the bathroom floor. apparently she was unresponsive, even to some of her favorite words : foilie, lollies, spliff, fizzy drink, sugar, punk rock, kiss, etc.
at that point, jimmy decided to 5150 her and have her hospitalized for 48 hours that, um, led to several months. “i wasn’t eating,” she said, “just drinking tea and smoking spliffs.” she forgot to mention the many nights of being cracked-out, playing magical tunes off her glass trombone.

she mentioned the possibility of turning her days in the cuckoo’s nest into a memoir, but said that under the recommendation of her doctors, it wasn’t “the right time.”
but it is the right time for some anti-psychotics, it sounds!

she ended her trip down memory lane that lead to the nuthouse with, “but i’m all better now. i’m allowed to have yogurt, a cup of soup and…hazelnuts. and when i go for therapy, they let me play with the cats - when i first got there, i was on the third floor because they thought i was going to jump out the window.” cool! yeah, she sounds 100% better.

……NOT! psyche! please pray 4 her.