the rohypnol doll strikes again!

 
 

doll forgets what her warrants are for

public record is just that, people - public!! so it comes as no surprise when reporters got their hands on kathleen's criminal record with little effort......

kathleen was at XERB radio station this morning to pimp SHADY LAKE and ended up talking about her criminal record instead. gulp. you know where this is going...

at one point, the DJ asked her if she's had any recent run-ins with the law, considering the mountain tabloid material she's been giving us lately. she did answer as honestly as possible and admitted that, yes, she's recently been apprehended for a hit and run - aka a 'misunderstanding' - in arcadia and another infraction for which she literally cannot recall. 

you know she totally had a glazed-over look in her eye the whole time she was at the radio station and probably had the heroin snots running from her nose when she commented : "i know i missed court for that hit and run in the gravedigger one night, but...um...i honestly couldn't tell you what the second is for."

"i didn't know i had to worry about stuff like that - i mean, i'm the talent." LOL! you do have to worry about 'stuff like that' - aka going to jail - babe! 

this is why i love her! the best part is, you know she won't do a minute of time for any offense! i don't even know how she was arrested in the first place! the handcuffs should have dissolved in a puff of smoke and houdini-doll should have skipped of into the wild blue yonder with a clean record!

the rohypnol doll

 
 

she's a prescription party sister

you know how pretty much everyone in the world is anti-date rape and pretty much therefore anti-date rape drugs? well, not the doll! even though she is a total riot grrrl and has been ever since she heard her first bikini kill song, she recently admitted to being prescribed rohypnol - AKA "roofies" - for her insomnia.

oh yeah, doll, insomnia *wink wink* i feel you.

so, pretty much when you ask the doll, "remember that one time...?" no, she doesn't - because she's been on prescription roofies for years!!

and no, memory loss is not a symptom of hanging 'round the kiss brothers since puberty, it is a common symptom with taking the drug over an extended period of time. 

you know, i have been saying for years that she must cast some kind of magic spell to get people to fall so hard for her....little did i know it wasn't magic and kathleen isn't half the witch i thought she was - it's all due to her being prescribed the good shit! joey kiss was probably a decent human being with a potentially bright future before he met her and she slipped him one of her magic pills...now he's just another cute junkie with good music taste in a leather jacket.