kathleen is president of the broken hearts club
stay?? oh honnay que pena! he is long gone! and....am i on another planet in outer space right now huffing moon dust and eating supernova bites? because seriously, last time i checked, i thought she dumped him!!
word has come out today (from joey's camp of hobo friends, no less) that the doll has been begging joey to return to her. that dog should know to come when called!
anyways, it all began the other week with her famous love notes, and then continued when she invited him on a "friendly, casual, chill" dinner that quickly turned into an unfriendly, hella super awkward, very unchill night out on the isle of grimaldi, where the doll is currently looking to purchase a huge ass mansion to throw single lady parties in hopefully.
so the two had dinner last week, and this is when joey claims the doll really started to "lose it". sigh. he said after seeing each other in person for the first time since their breakup, she began leaving him crazy answerphone messages, saying that she made a big mistake and needed him to come home.
obvio mommy kat wants to settle down with her newborn, a husband, a golden retriever and own a house with white picket fences. how typical of her! yawn. bore. she should paint her house tie-dye, pierce her baby's nose, plant marijuana in the victory garden and make a tofurky for thanksgiving. she needs to keep it a little more cutting edge, this is the doll we're talking about.