he probably already has the coffin and plot paid for
the word around the campfire is that once jimmy gets out, he's going to have beau "pushing up daisies." jimmy kiss is back to being the lowest man on the totem pole, again - because kathleen basically lives in the easy street hills smoking foilies with the one person you're not supposed to smoke foilies with - beau badman. sodapop cola opened his big, fat mouth to the press today and pretty much said that when jimmy gets out, he's going to find beau and turn his face into hamburger.
surprisingly, jimmy seems to be handling the news well. wait, what am i saying? he's probably just flooding the jail with his alligator tears, in between asking santa to let him out early in lieu of a christmas gift. santa may not be listening, but the press sure is! you know he totally had the waterworks going as he told the fence this regarding beau;
"he's a rotter - hanging would be too good for him. i would like it very much if she would discard of him."
like jimmy's any prize!
soda has already gone around and shushed the front pages - he insists that his sister and jimmy are still together - she just handed over his visitation hours to the kiss family this week. yeah, right! they're done for sure. expect to see a garbage bag full of trilbies in the doll's trash any day now.
hey! let's not forgot headlock. say the word and he'll have this mess cleaned up in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
