you may not know her, the world will soon know her fame; she is the doll

 
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kathleen always has five on it, unless you're talking about a gram and then she has ten

she is the angel of arcadia and skid row's reigning queen. she used to be a campy classic with her tongue-in-cheek riot grrrl columns in various 'zines - then, one day, she just dropped off the face of the earth! no one knows where she went or what she was up to, but, she's back in action in arcadia, working for the popular hep parade studios and writing a weekly column for their magazine. and now, everyone who is anyone wants to know the doll.

kathleen is currently dating bad boy, no-good, junkie photographer jimmy kiss. he's been shacking up with her at her 312 skid row manor. it would appear that the couple's mates - heroin and cocaine - have been staying at the 312 dollhouse as well, because jimmy and kat look like shit! i'm just saying. she's been seen with her hair all ratty and she wears that atrocious jean jacket from 1993. jimmy is no prize either with his collection of ugly trilbies. she looks like she hasn't slept or eaten in a few weeks, but that doesn't matter! she runs on empty.

honestly, the doll really has no reason to be famous - but she is! besides, you know that we'll all still be talking about 'kathleen grace' in a couple of weeks....