this bitch will never learn! even though her own company hired her a handler because she can't get her ducks in a row and even though her cracky boyfriend just barely strolled out of jail in time for christmas, the doll has been involved in yet another police matter! investigators arrived at 312 skid row this afternoon to "tie up some loose ends" concerning jimmy kiss and beau badman's bare-knuckled street fight. sodapop told the flashers that kathleen opened the door to them and before they could exhale out one sentence, she told them to kindly get the fuck off her property. then she yelled at headlock for even letting them through the front gates!
i don't know what to believe - if you or i pulled that kind of stunt, we'd be long gone in a jail cell by now, protecting ourselves from the butthole surfer rapists.