sidenote : joey kiss is in the doghouse
since it's 2012 all over again, joey kiss reformed with punk band and mates, the lost boys. and because they'll be promoting their old album and new tour for L3 M30W, they are set to record a music video for their song and doll favorite, "mary likes to shoot darts" to promote the tour.
only thing is...their casting call sheet got into the hands of the wrong reporter, who decided to use it for the powers of evil! it read :
"we are looking for a young, early 20s blonde girl for our next video. please make sure to read the attached script before coming in. wardrobe note : black (or dark) form fitting tank that shows off cleavage (push up bras encouraged). and form fitting leggings or jeans. nothing white."
i know, the note really shocked me too - i'm sure we all thought that the serious actresses auditioning for a dirty punk band music video were only asked to provide a diploma from an ivy league school and to prepare three dramatic shakespearean monologues LOL. i honestly couldn't even care what the premise of the music video is. it sounds like it's about a big breasted blonde girl who wears tight clothes and probably bangs a bunch of old punkers who looked like they just rolled out of a hobo's coffin.
anyways, kathleen is currently pissed at joey, because he produces all of the band's music videos and obvio had some sort of hand in the situation. um...i don't think it takes stephen hawking to figure that the "blondes only" nod in the note was a dead giveaway that joey ghostwrote it...