joey moves (back) into the 312 dollhouse

but…is it because the doll is spiraling out of control?

so...raise your hand if you want to commit the doll. i mean, if you're worried about the doll. because, after reading the dailies the last few weeks, um, let's just say both of my hands are touching my ceiling.

last week, for example, she was photographed in just a bikini, running around arcadia (without a mask, mind you, even though there's a city-wide order to be wearing them) and at a corner store, she dropped a baggie of white powder! the best part is, someone in the shop found it and unknowingly was snapped chasing her down and handing it back to her. fierce. love it.

and, a couple of weeks ago, a video surfaced of her from sometime this year looking all types of messed up in a room with all sorts of sketchy paraphernalia and characters in the background. the photos were clearly taken in a fancy hotel but then on the table you'll see like a dirty bong - or the bathroom has a beautiful clawfoot bathtub, but then there's like totally a pile of dirty clothes and garbage and potential crackpipes lying around.

one of the people in the series of photos told the papers that it was a party at the mansion of a head record producer. and, yes, the doll did party but the jury is still out as to if she was partying with george and georgina glass - if you know what i mean. big yikes.

so, it comes as no surprise to me that jimmy called in the big guns and asked ex doll-fiancé and his younger brother joey to move in and keep an eye on his broad. all i know is, jimmy has never been able to keep kathleen under total control. also, he can't raise quetzy all by himself LOL. my humble opinion? there's decent truth in joey hauling all his cookies back to arcadia as kathleen has a history of being really good at going on benders and teetering right on the edge of crazy and beautiful.

doll cannot be bothered

oh boy, it's like 2011 all over again

the arcadian press, despite most likely working from home like the rest of us, have still kept their eye on the doll even though there is a worldwide sickness going around.

now, most people are imposing a self-quarantine - but not kathleen. she's been taking this extra time to do drugs, get stoned, drink lots of booze and give us all something to worry about, other than our general health and the end of the world as we know it.

she was seen stocking up at the grocery shop with lots of liquor and candy and the tabloids have it on good authority that this must also mean she's bought a decent chunk of class A drugs. to which i say mhmmmmm suuuuure.

also from the same source? she hasn't washed her hands since tuesday and stays inside of the six feet rule.

which can only mean...she's back at it!!! part of me is worried but part of me is excited to see her ballet slippers become crack smoke-stained again and her hair to grow into a ratty, dreaded situation - the foggy haze will return to her eyes and her lipstick will smear on its own. and then the planets will align and this virus will be over.