joey moves (back) into the 312 dollhouse

but…is it because the doll is spiraling out of control?

so...raise your hand if you want to commit the doll. i mean, if you're worried about the doll. because, after reading the dailies the last few weeks, um, let's just say both of my hands are touching my ceiling.

last week, for example, she was photographed in just a bikini, running around arcadia (without a mask, mind you, even though there's a city-wide order to be wearing them) and at a corner store, she dropped a baggie of white powder! the best part is, someone in the shop found it and unknowingly was snapped chasing her down and handing it back to her. fierce. love it.

and, a couple of weeks ago, a video surfaced of her from sometime this year looking all types of messed up in a room with all sorts of sketchy paraphernalia and characters in the background. the photos were clearly taken in a fancy hotel but then on the table you'll see like a dirty bong - or the bathroom has a beautiful clawfoot bathtub, but then there's like totally a pile of dirty clothes and garbage and potential crackpipes lying around.

one of the people in the series of photos told the papers that it was a party at the mansion of a head record producer. and, yes, the doll did party but the jury is still out as to if she was partying with george and georgina glass - if you know what i mean. big yikes.

so, it comes as no surprise to me that jimmy called in the big guns and asked ex doll-fiancé and his younger brother joey to move in and keep an eye on his broad. all i know is, jimmy has never been able to keep kathleen under total control. also, he can't raise quetzy all by himself LOL. my humble opinion? there's decent truth in joey hauling all his cookies back to arcadia as kathleen has a history of being really good at going on benders and teetering right on the edge of crazy and beautiful.

COOLER THAN U album released

doll drops record like a hot rock on the top of the charts - fans all over it like a hobo on a ham sandwich

out of nowhere, left field, the doll got a wild hair up her ass and decided to drop her album that we've all been patiently waiting for since 2016.

the LP has 13 songs and was supposed to be full of original material but plot twist, it's not - it's a cover album. the title track is original, sure, but that's where it begins and ends. ok, ok, kathleen is is on vocals on every track and she's also playing gee-tar. which, i know, scares some people; but, to those people i would say: not playing your instrument is a way of playing an instrument. also i would tell them to pull the stick out of their asses because the doll is a rock 'n' roll genius.

the tracklist for COOLER THAN U:

1.) “cooler than u” - the doll

2.) “oh me” - nirvana

3.) “the ballad of jim jones” - the brian jonestown massacre

4.) “louie louie” - the kingsmen

5.) “love shack” - the B52s

6.) “babyshambles” - the libertines

7.) “love spreads” - the stone roses

8.) “miss world” - hole

9.) “mellon collie and the infinite sadness” - the smashing pumpkins

10.) “today your love, tomorrow the world” - the ramones

11.) “self hate, bad dub” - atmosphere

12.) “harness your hopes” - pavement

13.) “praise you” - fatboy slim

i'm actually a bit pissed because over the years, so many rumors came out as to what would be featured on the album, even in the realm of cover tunes. here are some honorable mentions that were thrown around, but not included in the final pressing:

1.) “insane in the membrane” - cypress hill

2.) “sweet leaf” - black sabbath

3.) “lithium” - nirvana

LOL, my favorite part is that all of the songs that maybe would have been featured are all about drugs. go her.