oh boy, it's like 2011 all over again
the arcadian press, despite most likely working from home like the rest of us, have still kept their eye on the doll even though there is a worldwide sickness going around.
now, most people are imposing a self-quarantine - but not kathleen. she's been taking this extra time to do drugs, get stoned, drink lots of booze and give us all something to worry about, other than our general health and the end of the world as we know it.
she was seen stocking up at the grocery shop with lots of liquor and candy and the tabloids have it on good authority that this must also mean she's bought a decent chunk of class A drugs. to which i say mhmmmmm suuuuure.
also from the same source? she hasn't washed her hands since tuesday and stays inside of the six feet rule.
which can only mean...she's back at it!!! part of me is worried but part of me is excited to see her ballet slippers become crack smoke-stained again and her hair to grow into a ratty, dreaded situation - the foggy haze will return to her eyes and her lipstick will smear on its own. and then the planets will align and this virus will be over.