without further ado…let’s boogie!
the doll has been on a semi-sabbatical and in semi-hibernation this year, doing just enough to keep her fanbase alive...but she now has something cooking in the oven and it's not a bun. thank god. she announced today via her PR team that she will be recording a rockin' new year's eve special for the popular music channel - HEP! television - which is in a way selling out but also in a way not surprising that they finally nabbed her up. no future announcements for future projects have been made. even though we'd all make special sacrifices if she announced a reality show.
HEP!tv is selling tickets for £3,000 and a "VIP experience" for £5,000. to which i say - VIP EXPERIENCE????? what in the hell does that mean anyways? you get to use the doll's golden port-a-potty backstage and hoover over some rockstar-approved booger sugar? maybe get schlepped along with the other poor saps who shelled out a bunch of money to be stood in front of a step and repeat for an awkward pose with an inebriated doll? i really can't imagine anything much cooler. my VIP experience would be the doll coming to pick me up from my house in the gravedigger, i become her best friend on the way to the venue and by the time she's to grace the stage, she takes the mic and introduces me as her new backup singer. that's real VIP. also to be showered with champagne.
other than knowing for sure that a few musician friends of the doll's will surely be performing - it has been confirmed that kathleen is the headliner, no bazinga. and yes, she will be plugged in. despite many rumors that kathleen has about as much of a concept of how to play an instrument as she does nutrition, she can actually wail.