deadly nightshade virus now labeled a "pandemic"
arcadia, cielo, mulholland and the isle of grimaldi are all shut down...town judy brown until further notice. for why? all because of the deadly nightshade virus that has been taking over the world. officially labeled a "pandemic", the virus is causing everyone and their sister to board up the windows, prepare their panic rooms and make sure they have enough hand sanitizer to fill a swimming pool. the virus causes, essentially, walking pneumonia and so far is only detectable with the symptoms of a high temperature, dry cough and fatigue.
with that, it's no surprise that today it was announced that the doll's tour for her album COOLER THAN U has been straight up cancelled and fans everywhere are crying crocodile tears, probably wondering if they'll get refunded...