2k12 — 2019 — the doll

how could we ever forget?

depending on what level of doll fan you take yourself to be, the name beau badman (true name goodman) may or may not ring a bell.

beau was a no-good character from the doll's back-pages of the annals of her life. long story short, she cheated on jimmy kiss with beau and the three were engaged in a gross, cracky, tragic love triangle for quite some time in 2012 and probably 2013. a couple of restraining orders and years later, beau has resurfaced once again.

he was photographed shopping and having a light lunch in downtown arcadia today - a little too close to kathleen for comfort, if you know what i'm saying. his bad influential vibes could seep through bank vaults, i'm telling you! hopefully he minds his own beeswax and doesn't do any homewrecking this time around.

maybe he's also crawled out from whatever rock he was under to be apart of the new doll documentary - it's called DOLL! if you forgot - for the scene on when kathleen was a big cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater and broke jimmy kiss' heart. then again, maybe not. then again - didn't they always say that any publicity is good publicity? or was it that there's no such thing as bad publicity...? either way.....beau is back y'all.

beau coming to the attention of the press is more so because of his brother, bram, who is rumored to be involved in DOLL!, the upcoming documentary about...well...her that, in true doll fashion, was announced two years ago and we still haven't heard anything about the production.

in news you didn't know that you truly needed in your life...today whilst on the arcady radio programme, baby babble deviated from whatever relevant plugging the PR agent had planned and started spinning yarns of yesteryear.

the talking head asked her what she was scared most of and the doll took us all back to a time that may or may not have happened.

you would think that since kathleen is a big, famous, flip-floppity jillionaire, she would be most scared of crazed fanatic murderers or rogue paparazzos or something; but no. the doll said her biggest fear is a fiery crash in either a plane or helicopter, but specifically a helicopter because she's already been there, done that and got the tee-shirt!

babygirl went on to say that she is still under some sort of (probably fake) non-disclosure from the fantasy lawsuit, but that in 2012, a fancy, rich-people-only helicopter that she was being ferried on blew a propeller or something. she was crammed elbow to elbow in the bird with ludo ludovic and the lost boys. for about twenty minutes, she said, they experienced hella scary turbulence and the whole life-flashing-in-front-of-your-eyes situation. kathleen went on to say that the flight error took place over a wintry forest night and she was pregnant.

so far, sleuthing fans have come up with - you guessed it - a whole lot of nothing on this story. kathleen didn't really say where she was at the time, just that it was 2012 and you had to be there. generally speaking, not many live to tell the tale about a helicopter going down and not on purpose, but ok….

LOL. all i can say is - i'm glad that 7 years ago, the doll's helicopter didn't take a nose dive into a patch of trees. i would have no one else to judge and love at the same time.