in news you never asked for but somehow want to know…
good day to all the doll fans out there. it's currently 12:31 PM here in arcadia, which means - according to the doll's schedule - if this was 2017 she would have been awake for at least 6 hours now doing her doobie do. this information comes from a fun HEP PARADE article that released her normal routine to show us how she gets on. and no, from the hours of 11 AM - 6 PM it doesn't say "do foilies." it says "do foilies and focus on the alternative revolution."
without further ado, 1schedule1 :
6 AM : rise and shine doll! take tea in bedroom and daily newspaper (her breakfast consists of blueberry tea with cream and two biscuits
7 AM : read, write some notes and brainstorm the revolution
8 AM - 10 AM : get ready for the day - arrange house visits (nanny, maids, workers, deliveries, etc.) with assistant; listen to the wolfman jack morning hour on the radio
10:15 AM : smoke a doobie to really start day
11 AM : head to pretty people studios/offices to work on articles/columns/pieces for the next issue; meet with magazine editor and online content producer to brainstorm next direction
12 PM : order lunch to be catered to team; check in on quetzy; phone jimmy kiss and phone the house to check in with staff
12:45 PM : sneak out to roast a doobie
1 PM : make plans for MOMA screening as a favor - do not agree to stay more than 30 minutes
2:00 PM : take tea in office; go over day's notes from the staff
2:30 PM : post-tea doobie
3:00 PM : check in with quetzy at the house; head to riot house
5:00 PM : take moscow mule in the riot house bar; phone jimmy kiss to make dinner plans
5:30 PM : headlock arrives in gravedigger @ riot house for pickup
5:45 PM : doobie
6:00 PM : arrive at the dollhouse
6:15 PM : check answerphone messages - return calls
6:30 PM : arrange for pickup of jimmy kiss downtown at studio
7:00 PM : dinner at riot house or il coyote
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM : retire back to dollhouse
9:30 PM : put quetzy to bed via lullaby
10:00 PM : nightcap doobie around the fire; discuss with jimmy, sodapop and ludo plans for pretty people club column
11:00 PM : the "last doobie of the night"
11:30 - 12 AM : pass out in front of television while watching mystery science theatre 3000
my question is - what is she doing between 3 PM and 5 PM? there's a gap there which means there's pleeeeeenty of time for crack smoking, suspicious activity, eating lollies and all sorts of stupid doll shit that she's not tracking as lifestyle choices. inquiring minds want to know!!
also, we get it - she's a doobie sister. this we knew. i'm glad her schedule reflects that and she personally plans time for an uninterrupted smoke sesh.